Horror Vomit

There. We did it. We watched a "popular" movie. Can we go home now? This sucks.

It's Bava time, buttheads, and it's gonna get weird. Well, as weird as a well established Italian filmmaker is going to get in 1973.

See. You don't have to sexualize teenagers. You just need to murder them in unnecessarily cruel ways. We're happy with that.

Hey, sometimes you gotta take matters into your own hands and steal an already stolen child from an insane aged couple after breaking into their home and killing them. See. Proof.

A low budget Spanish movie about violence in movies!? And it's good!? Sounds fake, but it's not. In fact it won, like, awards and junk.

Pretty sweet found footage stuff. Samantha Dalesio rules! It's on FoundTv on Valentines. Watch it. It's good. 

Do you like drugs and art? We like drugs and art. Maybe not as much as 1979 Madrid, but still. We liked it. Your results may vary, however.

A neat little chamber drama that punches waaaay above it's weight. It also has magic healing bullets, so there's that. We liked it though.

A perfectly normal tale of a perfectly normal Japanese family, and their perfectly normal luck slave. Quit being weird about the luck slave.

Are you still a "Hollow Man" if you're filled with the urge to sexually assault every single woman you come into contact with? You are? Well, shame on you, hollow Kevin Bacon.