One of us loved it, the other just liked it. It's good. Promise.

It's not great. One of the most important character arcs belongs to a swimming pool, so there's that.

Hey, it's a sci-fi action movie with a solid horror premise. It's been done and done successfully. This isn't one of those. This one stinks.

This week we complain about a good movie simply because it exists. 

We love you Bill Paxton. 

It's a rootin'-tootin' look into depression and mental anguish in the Austria of yesteryear. Good times ahead. 

We love you Rutger Hauer, but this movie isn't good. In fact, it's bad. Infuriatingly bad at times. 

It ain't good. We wanted it to be, but it ain't. Sorry.

It's a 1985 Tobe Hooper space vampire flick. So yeah, it's a glorious turd. The kind you make your friends look at.

It's fine. We could have used a lot more or a lot less, but it's fine.