Horrorble Opinions

Horrorble Opinions discusses the morality of hitting on former students in Crabs! (2021), directed by Pierce Berolzheimer. There's gonna be a moment when Daniel cries out because a bug is eating his eye; you've been warned. When did horshoe crabs become the drug dealers of the sea? Where is Radu from and can we move there? Who thinks that elbows and toes are the key to all dance moves in the olympics? We got us some hot wheels over here, be a shame if the only way he could get a girl interested is by cosplaying as Ultraman.

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Hey Horrorble people, today's episode is brought to you by that one weird Folger's commercial. You know the one. We are of course covering R. L. Stine's Oedipus Head. I mean R. L. Stine's Pumpkinhead (2025) which totally is a Tubi Original so you know it's good. What lengths will a child go to in order to escape the pressures of an Asian household? How cool is it to live in a van in the woods? When is a kid a big enough jerk that they deserve it? Find out all of this and so much more!!!

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Get ready to spit up some ghost jizz while you listen to our one hit wonder discussion of the 2019 horror comedy Extra Ordinary.  Which host has bad allergies and makes gross noises during the recording (hint it's the same one it always is)?  What is a real devil’s threeway?  How is it that these goddamned truck drivers keep getting away with running people over?  Trigger warning for snotty noises that were left in cuz it's funny when they make fun of Daniel’s grossness.INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Freaky Halloween" by Alex-Productions Licensed under Creative Commons by Attribution 3.0 License.Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

It finally happened!  We found a Jack Black movie that Ryan doesn't hate!  And that movie is 2025’s meta horror comedy Anaconda.  We’ve got explosions, weird accents, big snek, even bigger snek and cameos from OG cast members!  INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC "Freaky Halloween" by Alex-Productions Licensed under Creative Commons by Attribution 3.0 License.Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.socialTwitter @HorrorbleOPEmail ⁠[email protected]⁠Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/Youtubehttps://youtube.com/@HorrorbleOpinions?si=cPE0jnLVSYrk-Fh0

Ghat here, bringing you a podcast as insignificant as Wes' genitals in Glorious (2022). I'm a child of an elder god, or not, or maybe I am, and I need your help to save the world. Just open up your ear holes and listen in as Kenny, Daniel, and Ryan fail to see the bigger picture and instead focus on if Wes murdered his girlfriend or not. The OG Charon shows up and is maybe helpful though not as helpful as Gary who is totally necessary Ryan unlike you! Admit it, you'd put your eye up to the hole.

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Join Horrorble Opinions in the bed and let's remember all the dolls that got us to this place. Where does Child's Play stand when compared to other franchises? For enjoyability, we agree that it has a higher floor, but does it also have a lower ceiling? Name another franchise that doesn't introduce a main character until the fourth movie? We're looking at you Stephen's College alumn and world class poker player Ms. Tilly. Would you watch a tv series with Brad Dourif in a red wig? And you tell me! You tell me! What other franchise has a Devon Sawa? We laugh. We cry. One more movie we beg of you...

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You're not going to make paper puppets out of us, Horrorble Opinions, we can promise you that! Chucky (2021-2024), creator and showrunner Don Mancini. Season 3, episodes: 6 "Panic Room" directed by Samir Rehem, 7 "There Will Be Blood" directed by Amanda Row, and 8 "Final Destination" directed by Jeff Renfroe. Who wants to be a port your storm? Have you seen Prison Break? Or White House Down? Or Beatlejuice? Do you like Star Wars force ghosts? How come there's a difference between sucking on weed and sucking on chili-dogs outside the Tastey Freeze? Should you scream "I'm Scrumming" when getting run over by a car? Ever wonder what a 911 phone call with Ms. Piggy would sound like? You'd think that the host with a political science degree could remember the order of presidential succession.

"Well that wasn't worth it." - The Horrorble Opinions Podcast

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When you think about it, why not nuke the moon? Horrorble Opinions ponders this question and more as see our own mortality reflected in the face of an aging killer doll, Chucky (2021-2024), creator and showrunner Don Mancini. Season 3, episodes: 3 "Jennifer's Body" directed by John Hyams, 4 "Dressed to Kill" directed by Jeff Renfroe, and 5 "Death Becomes Her" directed by Samir Rehem. Why does Ryan think he's a precog? Would you leave your small child alone with a big pumpkin and a big knife to carve it himself? Who's working out because they feel inadequate next to a teenage gay cowboy? Can a lobster have more butter? Will these "kids" every graduate from highschool? Why couldn't Andy get the voodoo book 20 years ago and turnsy the tables? Where is our movie with Chucky as a CIA operative? What's a patriotic Chucky kill? Get out your map and your president's eyes, let's pick some targets.

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Told you! You can't keep a good guy down! Chucky (2021-2024), creator and showrunner Don Mancini. If you had told us that a child's toy from Chicago was going to end up at the White House we would have said sure, why not!

Season 2 episode 8 "Chucky Actually", directed by Jeff Renfroe. Season 3 episodes: 1 "Murder at 1600" directed by Jeff Renfroe; and 2 "Let the Right One In" directed by John Hyams. This episode is brought to you today by time. Isn't it nice to know precisely when we are one second later? Would you watch are seasonal 12 days of christmas with Chucky show? Who was on teeth duty for General Washington?

Why isn't Jake's art a major red flag? Would you rather have your kid be into creepy art or sports? Which is more problematic: milk did this body good or he's got a dorito body? Should you ever pound your lover like an unwanted dog?

We make a lot of off-handed predictions about where this show is going and it turns out WE WERE RIGHT! We. Were. Right!

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This series keeps going to places in our bodies, minds, and hearts, and we fucking love it! Chucky (2021-2024), creator and showrunner Don Mancini. Season 2, episodes: 5 "Doll on Doll" directed by Leslie Libman; 6 "He Is Risen Indeed" directed by Leslie Libman; and 7 "Goin' to the Chapel" directed by John Hyams. Time cop in action here folks, removing the part where Daniel tells you exactly where he lives. What is the best possible outcome for Garry? Who ran out of spell slots and couldn't cast feather fall? Did you know that the clock work orange treatment has a timer? How did Jennifer Tilly cross the road? Do the Frog Brothers have a monopoloy on holy water? What is your favorite angle to watch Devon Sawa explode? You've heard of berserker rage, but have you heard of Nadine rage? What kind of terrible DM decides you can't loot that body because it exploded?

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