This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl. 

On this episode all of our southern friends hear about the best fried chicken ever. In Maryland? Yes. Yes in Maryland! Also we get weirdly nostalgic about Jules growth.  

New episode every other Wednesday!

Media: Eventing Series: Flight Part 1 | Book

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl. 

What ice cream flavour is Sugarfoot though? Like... it feels like cayenne pepper or something super weird. Maybe just death? Death tastes like a berry I am pretty sure. 

New episode every other Wednesday!

Media: Eventing Series: Home Part 2 | Book

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl. 

Listen Jules, not everyone may be on your side with your life choices but WE ARE DAMN IT! YOU GOTTA LIVE!

New episode every other Wednesday!

Media: Eventing Series: Home Part 1 | Book

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl. 

This episode we talk for a real long time about books being read to us by robots. Or big fuzzy robot bedtime story tellers- aka accessibility readers. Thank you robot helpers! 

New episode every other Wednesday!

Media: Eventing Series: Prospect Part 2 | Book

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl. 

This episode just feels really Egyptian to me. It's just got that certain hieroglyphs type feel. Sand. Pyramids. Rami Malik. You get it. Honestly this episode is really an episode before an episode. 

New episode every other Wednesday!

Media: Eventing Series: Prospect Part 1 | Book

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl. 

If you want some pre homework for this weeks episode feel free to look up 'Tsavo Man-Eaters'. Then you can feel so much cooler and more educated than we are!

New episode every other Wednesday!

Media: Eventing Series: Forward Part 2 | Book

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim and the Horns Over Hoops Podcast into a full-fledged Horse Girl. 

There's no rule in the podcast book that says we can't join the Horns Over Hoops podcast to talk about Air bud! There may even be a cameo from a basketball man - I genuinely would not know. 

New episode every other Wednesday!

Media: Air Bud | Movie

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl. 

This week Tim is spilling all the tea on Jules and Pete! He has a blog and he's gonna USE IT! Just like Rogue Tim cannot be controlled even with a really big bit. 

New episode every other Wednesday!

Media: Eventing Series: Forward Part 1 | Book

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl. 

Tim has become a diva. Finally. When we started on this journey to turn him into a horse girl but we didn't respect it but that power is out now. And he's a dressage girl. 

New episode every other Wednesday!

Media: Eventing Series: Luck Part 2 | Book

This is the part where we talk about how this is Jenna and Alex's epic equestrian journey through the trails, pastures, and rings of nostalgia as they attempt to turn Tim into a full-fledged Horse Girl. 

We read the first 13 chapters of Luck. Is what I SAID TO TIM AND JENNA WHEN I FOUND OUT THAT THEY BETRAYED ME! Those monsters. Those betrayers. Those mutineers. I am angry. I am untethered. I am FULL OF RAGE.