HORSE

Full Court Press: Sacramento Kings Hot Mic & WNBA Playoffs

An Interview With: Musician, Knicks Fanatic, and Creator of Doug B’s Knicks Metal Recaps Doug Berns a.k.a. DugLust 

And Also: Double Cups, Sloppy Soupy Games, Half Bangs, Kang Gang, Quibi, Grumble Grumble

Links:

Adam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawala

Adam mailing list- https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewform

Mike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tour

Sacramento Kings hot mic- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMqHiFdsMu8

A’ja Wilson accidentally runs over employee in the tunnel- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UcOBzoEZtfE

A’ja Wilson gets into it with a fan- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8scdfXT5BA

Doug’s first time on HORSE- https://open.spotify.com/episode/4nXI5oMf1nvLI0PG5nKQgE?si=GT6oLs13Sz241I4okBrOMQ&utm_source=copy-link

Follow Doug on IG- https://www.instagram.com/duglust

Follow Doug on YouTube- https://www.youtube.com/@duglust

Follow Doug on X- https://x.com/duglust

New Yorker article about Doug (written during game 1 of the eastern conference finals)- https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2026/06/01/singing-the-knicks-praises-with-a-dash-of-metal

NY Post article on Doug- https://nypost.com/2025/05/21/us-news/bk-dad-doug-berns-turns-knicks-game-recaps-into-viral-musical-parodies-its-mind-blowing/

NY Times article on Doug- https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6226836/2025/03/27/ny-knicks-fan-weird-al-yankovic-doug-berns/

Find Us Online

- website: horsehoops.com

- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops

- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops

- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops

- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops

HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Mike Schubert. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.

About Us

On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Full Court Press: Continued Kawhi Drama, WNBA Commissioner Announces Retirement, W Season Nears Playoffs 

An Interview With: Adam’s Childhood Friend, Knicks Fan And Clippers Season Ticket Holder Sean Phillips 

And Also: Bah Haba, Sad Hotel Gyms, Naked Peloton, Heavily Lawyered Statements, Scoreboard Watching, Notes App Apologies, Lynx Links 

Links:  

Adam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawala

Adam mailing list- https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewform

Mike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tour

Tickets for Mike and Adam’s Greek Mythology improv/standup charity show in NYC- https://www.eventbrite.com/e/improvising-the-heros-journey-for-good-tickets-1995593354443

Find Us Online

- website: horsehoops.com

- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops

- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops

- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops

- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops

HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Mike Schubert. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.

About Us

On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Full Court Press: Enes Kanter Sucks, NBA Lays Down The Hammer On The Clippers 

That Actually Happened: A Full Breakdown Of The Basketball Storyline In How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days

3-on-3: A Deep Dive On NBA Cap Circumvention & Tampering 

And Also: Whirrs And Bangs, Midtown West Garden, Esplanade, McDonald’s PlayPlace, Broke Boys, Boingo WiFi, Rude Jerks, Enron Field

Links:  

Adam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawala

Adam mailing list- https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewform

Mike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tour

Steph hitting 82 consecutive threes- https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/stephen-curry-goes-viral-incredible-112327844.html

Tickets for Mike and Adam’s Greek Mythology improv/standup charity show in NYC- https://www.eventbrite.com/e/improvising-the-heros-journey-for-good-tickets-1995593354443

John Mulaney rom com bit- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LvTyMxwEQFE

How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days basketball scenes- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_Fqm9jUKrs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3dwJ734jbE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PpBLxJLihI

Find Us Online

- website: horsehoops.com

- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops

- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops

- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops

- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops

HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Mike Schubert. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.

About Us

On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Full Court Press: Sophie Cunningham/WNBA Drama, Kawhi Leonard Saga Continues, Lakers Sold 

3-on-3: Honoring Stacey King’s Three Best Calls And Adam’s Three Favorite Hot Sauces 

That Actually Happened: The Incredible Career Of Russell Westbrook 

And Also: Knicks Yetis, Coconut Water, Costco Vs Sam’s Club, Old People Stuff, Maqsood Mamawala, PowerPoint Parties, Basketball Agnostic, The Missouri River Runner, River Jaunt, Right Wing Grifters, The Spectacle, Disney Adults, Sriracha Mayo, Paula Deen, Low Floor Hot Sauces, Mirepoix, Sodium Byzorbinate, Cupcakes, Miller’s Planet, Banghalla

Links:  

Adam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawala

Adam mailing list- https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewform

Mike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tour

Steph Curry gettin hyped for the Valkyries- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CwAHF6IyB4

Stacey King gets hyped for Jimmy Butler in a preseason game- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmYfWWHy-pA

Stacey King calling Derrick Rose dunk over Dragic- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRAp00SxP30-

Stacey King and Adam Amin call the Giddey shot vs Lakers- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awSra656t_E

Sanford and Son clip- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stdi-1tIUhM

Russell Westbrook highlights - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oXbCUdVU9Y

Khelcey Barrs article (Westbrook’s best friend who tragically passed away)- https://www.vice.com/en/article/russell-westbrook-the-legacy-of-khelcey-barrs/

Russ game winner in Denver - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVW2TqpFpAs

Find Us Online

- website: horsehoops.com

- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops

- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops

- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops

- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops

HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Mike Schubert. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.

About Us

On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Full Court Press: Another Kawhi Leonard Bombshell & LeBron Lands In Philly

An Interview With: Diehard 76ers Fans And Podcasters Sal Tamarkin & Hal Lublin

And Also: Foul Merchants, Pineapple Hair, Deliciously Terrible, Locusts, Shawshank, Couple Of Thumbs, Space Junk, Squatter’s Rights, Dirking It Up, LeBrontent

Links:  

Adam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawala

Adam mailing list- https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewform

Mike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tour

Follow Sal on Bluesky- https://bsky.app/profile/sal.gay

Listen to Sal’s podcast Critical Lit- https://critical-lit.simplecast.com/

Follow Hal on Bluesky- https://bsky.app/profile/hallublin.com

Listen to Hal’s podcasts- https://maximumfun.org/podcasts/we-got-this-with-mark-and-hal/

https://www.nightvalepresents.com/goodmorningnightvale

https://maximumfun.org/podcasts/tights-and-fights/

Find Us Online

- website: horsehoops.com

- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops

- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops

- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops

- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops

HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Mike Schubert. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.

About Us

On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Full Court Press: Knicks Sweep The ESPY’s, Bam Adebayo/Tyler Herro Beef, Kawhi Trade Drama

An Interview With: HORSE Favorite and Author of Honolulu Blues: How Loving a Losing Team Created a Winning Man, Joel Walkowski

And Also: Cash For Cash, Alien Noses, Area 51, Nerd Hats, Colorado School Of Mimes, KAT-hausen, Good Form Choke Slams, Verisimilitude, Humiliation Rituals, Cheeky Footnotes, Cracker Barrel, Backyard Football, Onomatopoeic Names 

Links:

Adam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawala

Adam mailing list- https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewform

Mike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tour

OG Anunoby ESPY’s speech- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNbvznQmj2U

Jalen Brunson ESPY’s speech- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn28RCJBAGc

Knicks ESPY’s speech- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL4L-ko80eo

Joel’s book!- https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/Honolulu-Blues/Joel-Walkowski/9781637749043

Alyssa Thomas suspended after Caitlin Clark incident- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKAtotJ1Pfk&t=30s

Find Us Online

- website: horsehoops.com

- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops

- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops

- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops

- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops

HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Mike Schubert. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.

About Us

On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Full Court Press: NBA Free Agency Madness, WNBA Updates 

Re-litigating Our Pre-Season NBA Draft: How Did We Do? 

And Also: Literal Children, The Snowtime Lakers, Exciting Whites, Percocet P, Moldy Bread, The Parity Era 

Links:  

Adam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawala

Adam mailing list- https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewform

Mike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tour

LeBron’s oldest and youngest opponents- https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/63-old-kevin-willis-19-185542646.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAADmRcFs8CUcp4D5D0dTUgHyO3tcGT7hZuO7nRYDSXWYs8eQHOkJv5IGnW-Js_E8ALFnw4_pbBKJXxCZ2YJJzz-nsDrbplvEL75Tsof1FxUfMS2VVHhKmogE-5FMf2pzZqzdRBWD-DJGYL9WU9Ols449qUphORBBvryamFLVAV0yU

List of who Paul George has been traded for- https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/paul-george-traded-incredible-list-143808465.html

Sad Celtics fan cries over Jalen Brown- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKneKzmCvXY

Find Us Online

- website: horsehoops.com

- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops

- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops

- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops

- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops

HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Mike Schubert. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.

About Us

On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Full Court Press: Adam & Mike Attend The NBA Draft, Giannis & LaMelo Traded, Knicks Championship Parade 

An Interview With: Diehard Knicks Fan, Sportswriter & Creator Of The Sports! With Rodger Sherman Newsletter, Rodger Sherman

And Also: Lego Man Hair, Shams In Timeout, Tertiary Broadcasts, E-40 EUUHHHH, Cash Considerations, Mamdani’s Socialist Agenda 😉, Hardhat Lunchpail Knicks

Links:  

Adam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawala

Adam mailing list-https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewform   

Mike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tour 

Sophie Cunningham fight- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKAtotJ1Pfk 

Nneka Ogwumike game winner in WNBA 30th anniversary game- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DICiKIr3Uc 

Mamdani parade speech- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciimC-cE_eI 

Rodger’s newsletter- https://rodgersherman.substack.com/

Find Us Online

- website: horsehoops.com

- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops

- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops

- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops

- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops

HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Mike Schubert. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.

About Us

On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

GIANT Full Court Press: KNICKS ARE THE CHAMPS & RIP Stacey King 

And Also: Knicks Yetis, F*ck Them Picks, Chess Masterminding, The Ted Cruz Curse, The Wizard Of Ticketmaster, A Wemby Handful, Mindfulness With Monks, Human Cheat Codes, Coping Message Threads, Shirtless Dude Bros, Cool Likable Aliens, Baby Come Too?, Royal We

Links

Adam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawala

Adam mailing list-https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewform   

Mike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tour 

Adam Amin on HORSE- https://horsehoops.com/episode-193-this-stuff-is-tedious-w-adam-amin/

HORSE episode with my favorite Stacey King calls- https://open.spotify.com/episode/579g9AXTQMoho3FDKrY2fl?si=izhS3nzxQ9-LhOZBvaksew 

Knicks radio call to end Finals- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KjfmjVrfMbo

Knicks in 5 subway song- https://www.instagram.com/p/DZi4sdWRCKa/

Find Us Online

- website: horsehoops.com

- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops

- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops

- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops

- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops

HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.

About Us

On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Full Court Press: Spurs & Knicks Face Off In The MenBA Finals, WNBA Updates

NBA Finals Preview: Matthew Moreland AKA Ginger Spurs Boi Represents The Spurs & We Welcome A Super Top Secret Knicks Fan! 

And Also: Headless Horsemen, The Theoretical Knicks, 90’s-Ass Insults, James Bond Vehicles, Bruce Almighty, New Jersey Truthers, Offsetting Jinxes, Salesian Sisters, Biblical Finals, Nerd Cred, Pineapple Express, Corgis, Flopless Basketball, Double Cup, The Brizzy Wizzies, Questionable Bang

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Links

Adam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawala

Adam mailing list-https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewform   

Mike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tour 

Matthew Moreland IG- https://www.instagram.com/handlebar.matt/

Matthew Moreland TikTok- https://www.tiktok.com/@handlebarmatt

Analysts criticizing Jalen Brunson- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9F5OxLRNYM

Knicks ECF trophy ceremony- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8L5_J2rlmI

Spurs WCF trophy ceremony- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l26zNJhhjCw

Find Us Online

- website: horsehoops.com

- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops

- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops

- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops

- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops

HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.

About Us

On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.