Potterless

Scubes was joined by literally Viktor Krum live on stage at LeakyCon Denver in October 2022 to deep dive on  Durmstrang, Beauxbatons, and all the other magical schools in the Wizarding World! Stanislav Yanevski makes his Potterless debut and, to no surprise, is an absolute delight! Plus, the show ends with an incredible Q&A with members of the crowd! Topics of this ep include: the far North, Vikings, phonetics, chicken-lizards, Despicable Me, Karkarov, diving, Titanic, Durmstrang Boy, Sweeney Todd, baguettes, godly parents, deleted scenes, Man of War, Finland, wormholes, tandem bikes, magical pets, love triangles, names, and more!

Listen to The Last and the Curious (Mike's new Fast & Furious podcast): http://thelastandthecurio.us 

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Hey, it's Mike! Just popping in with a quick bonus update ep so that you know we're coming to Switzerland in May of 2025, and it's the only show in Europe we're doing this year! We've got other shows in the U.S. coming as well, as well as an appearance at Enchanticon. And for folks all across the globe, new episode of Potterless is coming to the feed soon! Thanks for taking the time, hope you're all well, and you'll hear from me soon!

Wizard On,

Schubes

From our 10/9/22 live show in Dallas, it's a new episode of Potterless starring Mike, his sister, and his niece as they rank their favorite characters from the LEGO Harry Potter video game series! Topics include: gaming for work, 212, Guitarist, BTS’ form, Retro Radio, Dragomir Despard, Shifty Wizard, flying, Toy Story, wafting hair, Charlie Weasley, Rice University, HP PJO cabins, Frozen, Overcooked, LEGO, couples costumes, and more!

See Potterless live in Baltimore (2/92/25), Richmond (2/23/25), Des Moines (4/13/25), Montreal (5/3/25), and Buffalo (5/9/25) this year! Tickets: www.potterlesspodcast.com/live

Get access to all the old Potterless patreon posts for just $4: www.patreon.com/potterless

Get Potterless digital merch: www.potterlesspodcast.com/merch

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Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On!

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PATREON: patreon.com/potterless (SUPPORT THE SHOW!)

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Live from Portland, OR in September of 2022, it's Potterless! Schubes was joined live on stage by Bachelor franchise expert, Kelly Schubert, to run some Slytherins through the ultimate Winter dating game extravaganza! Topics include: Slytherin House, Millicent Bulstrode, skeleton/luge, faintfyre, Raclette party, Malfoy theatrics, water slides, the Catacombs, “I, Tonya,” Champs-Élysées, Hugh Hefner, WINE CAVE, death by cheese, and more!

Potterless live in NOLA: http://www.potterlesspodcast.com/live

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Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On!

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Created/Hosted/Edited/Produced by Mike Schubert, Music by Bettina Campomanes, Web Design/Art by Kelly Schubert, Production Assistance from Sherry Guo

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From our live show in Salt Lake City on 9/11/22, it's a special fanfic episode of Potterless! Mike is joined by Fanatical Fics and Where to Find Them's Kim Harris as they each break down their top 5 favorite Ludo Bagman fanfics. There are some absolutely absurd tales in this crop, and prepare yourself for their #1 picks. Topics include: Fanfiction.net, fanfic trilogies, pumpkins, hiking buddies, declensions, Ludo Sadman, exploding toilets, Australia, local theme parks, tongue shapes, exploring characters, Betazoids, gift fics, commas, Toxic by Britney Spears, Pride & Prejudice & Zombies, A Crown of Thorns and Roses, 5-on-5 basketball, and more!

Get access to all Potterless patreon content for just $4/month: www.patreon.com/potterless

See Potterless live in NOLA: www.schub.es/tour

Thanks to our sponsor, Through the Griffin Door! Listen wherever you get your podcasts or watch video versions at https://www.youtube.com/@ThroughTheGriffinDoor

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Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On!

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From our live show in Philly on 8/31/22, it's Potterless! Kelly, a Survivor expert, takes the stage with Mike to run another edition of this Survivor-inspired format, this time featuring contestants that are all second fiddles in various ways. Topics include: Survivor writer’s room, puzzles, gender reveals, pig’s brain, Boston Rob, Jeff Probst, “Come on in, guys!”, specific duels, corrupt government, Indian food, the Pansy wrench, Boy Scouts Of America, swimming, Mario, and more!

WATCH THE MAR. 10 LIVESTREAM: http://www.potterlesspodcast.com/live

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Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On!

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MIKE’S OTHER SHOWS: www.schub.es

Created/Hosted/Produced/Edited by Mike Schubert, Music by Bettina Campomanes, Web Design/Art by Kelly Schubert

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Live from St. Louis, it's Potterless! From their August 2022 live show, Schubes and Johnny are back at it with a bracket, this time to determine which moment from the HP books produced the most laughs. What will win? LISTEN TO FIND OUT! Topics include: Prom-posals, telegrams, Route 1, innit, gym signs, A Tribe Called Quest, Microsoft Office Communicator, tattoos, lanky Krum, Craig Biggio, Tucker Carlson, Adolescent Agonizing, drunk old ladies at weddings, Lucile Bluth, Roonil Wazlib, stamps, USPS, rhyming spells, Common Core, Lupe Fiasco, Doug, middle school art projects, science fair, Medieval Times, Pop Tarts, Gooey Butter Cake, Toasted Ravioli, Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Newest Olympian, basketball jerseys, cabbages, Don’t Wake Daddy, defensive schemes, Hit Clips, Tech Decks, and more!

Get access to every Potterless patreon post for just $4: www.patreon.com/potterless

See Potterless live: www.potterlesspodcast.com/live

Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On!

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PATREON: www.patreon.com/potterless (SUPPORT THE SHOW!)

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MIKE’S OTHER SHOWS: www.schub.es

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Live from LeakyCon Orlando 2022, it's Potterless Live! Schubes is joined by Chris Rankin (Percy Weasley in the Harry Potter films) and Chanel Williams (McGonagall TikTok impressionist) to see what situations would be like if Percy Weasley was in McGonagall's shoes and vice versa! Topics include: CTRL+F, weekend McGonagall, bossing about, genius 8-year-olds, reading, Percy’s patronus, Popscotch, love letters, ghostbusters, Hogwarts parents, ACAB Percy, Will Smith, one-trick cats, mojitos, airy fairy magic, Sassy Burns, J Jonah Jameson, shirty, McG vs. Ludo, vengeance, interrogations, Sense & Sensibility, Prefect’s bathroom, and more!

Get access to every past Potterless patreon post for just $4 at www.patreon.com/potterless

POTTERLESS LIVE IN TX, FL, and CO: www.potterlesspodcast.com/live

POTTERLESS LIVE SHOW VLOGS: www.youtube.com/@potterless

Thanks to our sponsor, Bombas! Get 20% off your first order with code POTTERLESS at www.bombas.com/potterless

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Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On!

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Created/Hosted/Edited/Produced by Mike Schubert (http://schub.es), Music by Bettina Campomanes, Web Design/Art by Kelly Schubert

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We're back with another bracket! This audio is from the March 2022 Atlanta live show where Schubes and Johnny use their foolproof system to determine the best book quote from the Harry Potter series. Topics include: ATL traffic, Spring Splendor, career-enders, Sean Kingston, he looming Heat, Liam Neeson, Jesus, BTS, steel toed boots, Italian Hogwarts, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Jesus Christ, the Olympics, bias wreckers, normal reading, #TeamBitch, and more!

Watch the mini-documentary about this live show: https://youtu.be/_rFTw886FgY

See Mike at a future live show: www.potterlesspodcast.com/live

GET ACCESS TO ALL PAST POTTERLESS PATREON CONTENT FOR $4: www.patreon.com/potterless

CREDITS:

Everything besides music: Mike Schubert (www.schub.es)

Music: Bettina Campomanes

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Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On!

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