WARNING: This episode has curse words that are unbleeped
If you’ve ever side-eyed a forced holiday party, felt weird pressure to buy “the perfect gift,” or secretly thought December might be the best time to buy a horse… this episode is for you.
Crysta Brown and Scott Cooper settle in after a few to many cold ones for an honest, unfiltered conversation that starts with Christmas chaos and somehow (very naturally) lands in the heart of what really matters in the horse world.
Scott proudly claims his role as the resident Christmas Grinch, calling out the consumerism, the early decorations, and the pressure to perform holiday cheer. Crysta shares her own creative holiday hacks, from thoughtful gifts to custom wrapping paper, and reflects on past Christmases where meaning mattered more than money.
From there, the conversation shifts barn-side.
They break down why December is actually a smart time to buy horses, how breeders and trainers are navigating year-end realities, and why proven stallions still matter when it comes to long-term success. They also get real about the social dynamics of horse shows, the emotional toll of the industry, and how generosity and community are what keep people going when inspiration feels thin.
This episode is equal parts horse business talk, life perspective, and that reassuring reminder that you’re not the only one craving simpler traditions, better boundaries, and a more supportive horse community.
If you’re feeling overwhelmed by the season or the industry, this one will feel like a deep breath and a reminder that you’re not alone.
In This Episode, We Talk About- Why Scott is unapologetically a Christmas Grinch
- The pressure of gift giving and why it drains the joy out of the holidays
- Thoughtful gifts, thrifted wins, and meaningful traditions
- Why December can be prime time for buying horses
- Breeding strategy, proven stallions, and smart long-term planning
- The social side of horse shows (the good, the awkward, and the hard)
- Why community, generosity, and connection matter more than ribbons
- Finding balance between horses, business, and real life
- Giving back to create a healthier, more inclusive horse world