Good afternoon Hoskamons We have a bit of dating episode this week. Loyal listener Mr C sent pointed the Hosk towards a clip of some terrible dating videos and then I looked and found some of the worst dating video's out there. My favourite is this dude who says we could have a kid because kids can be good, they could bring us beer and food. I like the person who uses the term "man mouth". I also wrote recorded a story for my nephew and niece about the time I found an egg the size of a football, it's a true story because there are pictures and a newspaper cutting! Click here if you want to listen to that. to download this weeks episode right click here Hosk Stand upInternet Datingmorale Dilemma wouldn't be good if you could train your pets to steal thingspint of spunk random Hosk stuffa random Hosk song about Hosks Half HourThe office is completely empty! News NuggetWind up vibrator - earth angel. The sexy way to save the world85 pound fine for laughing whilst driving There is a league of Gentlemen clip as well, back in the day when the League of Gentleman were bloody funny dating clipsI'm very culturalheight is in the eye of the beholderI live at home but I'm still coolcome into the room, you are the wombwe can give the egg and sperm to your sister. It's about time to do the circle danceand others but I am too tired to type them out If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me [email protected] you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which is - Hosks Half Hour - Episode 75 - How to Play the Dating GameDon't forget you can subscribe to this podcast by clicking on the link on the top left of the page, or the one belowPodcast feed Subscribe to feedHere is the facebook group to Hosks Half Hour - http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=6397727373finally go and vote for me on podcast alley, podcast pickle and all the other podcast directories even iTunes, go go go, VOTE VOTE VOTE Add to iTunes You can subscribe to the podcast with this http://feeds2.feedburner.com/HosksHalfHour

It's time for a bit more X Factor fun, X Factor is show that makes the Hosk angry, angry like the Hulk. right click on the link to download this episode a link to this episode or click the play button Hosk ThoughtsJudge watch - Louis Walsh is the most evil judgeJudges watch - Cheryl ColeJudge watch - Danni (not Kylie) Minogue X Factor Stand uphave you got the X FactorX Factor is all about chosing popular songs news nuggetyou can't insult The Cowell even if they go to space youtubeaggers is laughing - oh do stop stop it aggersRicky Gervais confronts Loius Walsh about insulting him songsdonna - wants to be like MadonnaAriel - I'm not a number, I'm a human beingtragedyEye of the Tiger If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me [email protected] you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which is - Hosks Half Hour - Episode 74 - X Factor versus Hosk FactorDon't forget you can subscribe to this podcast by clicking on the link on the top left of the page, or the one belowPodcast feed Subscribe to feedHere is the facebook group to Hosks Half Hour - http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=6397727373finally go and vote for me on podcast alley, podcast pickle and all the other podcast directories even iTunes, go go go, VOTE VOTE VOTE Add to iTunes You can subscribe to the podcast with this http://feeds2.feedburner.com/HosksHalfHour

I thought I better get back to basics and produce a standard Hosks Half Hour without any themes or reasons, just plain and simple Hosk nonsense. There are some fantastic quotes in this episode. Right click on this mp3 link or press play on the player below. Don't forget to spread the word of Hoskism to the world Hosk Talka voracious readernhs = nazis - only in AmericaWomen are all different downstairssun story - the dopey tattoo New nuggestA clothed man creates a riot at orgyscientists study something Hosk StoriesHow to remember the U Shaped blokeHosk tries to drive away with half a hedgeSomeone wasn't keen on Hosks Half Hour Youtube stufftrying to interview squeky manlaughing at there being only chickens SongsAn Ashes Advert - we won the ashes by the way Aussie's oh yeah, I sometimes put things here in this blog it might be of interest to you. Also Hosks Half Hour has a facebook page, go and join it - http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=6397727373 it doesn't do anything but it's nice to count numbers isn't it SongsArtist - Chris Herberthttp://www.myspace.com/chrisherberthttp://www.kranky.net/artists/herbertc.htmlArtist - My Awesome Mixtapesong - ode to poetryhttp://www.archive.org/details/muerte001http://www.myawesomemixtape.it/Artist - everyone loves Irenehttp://www.myspace.com/everybodylovesirenehttp://www.archive.org/details/Everybody_Loves_Irene_-_demo_2005Artist – Edwin Morrishttp://www.edwinmorris.com/ If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me [email protected] you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which is - Hosks Half Hour - Episode 73 - Women are all different downstairsDon't forget you can subscribe to this podcast by clicking on the link on the top left of the page, or the one belowPodcast feed Subscribe to feedHere is the facebook group to Hosks Half Hour - http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=6397727373finally go and vote for me on podcast alley, podcast pickle and all the other podcast directories even iTunes, go go go, VOTE VOTE VOTE Add to iTunes You can subscribe to the podcast with this http://feeds2.feedburner.com/HosksHalfHour

I have been watching the X factor, you better watch it now whilst the rubbish are on, this is what is known as the good bit. Soon it will turn into a marketing machine for the Xmas number one single. The Episode is a mix of terrible auditions, terrible attitude, terrible singers and Hosks thoughts on the whole X Factor Circus. right click on the link to download this episode a link to this episode or click the play button HoskbervationsHosk is angry about the X FactorX factor is back, woohooHosk Song he would sing if he went on the X Factordo X Factor contestants jump for joy when a family member dies or gets an fatal illnessX Factor Judge Cowell is broken downThe Best Cowell insults on the X Factorhow do they make the contestants on X Factor cry so much? The Worst X factor songs I could findEye of the tigerTragedy by a chicken factory worker The new EminimThe Earth Song she is the whole package but is quite lazy! news nuggetRoyal family accuse Simon Cowell of being a sponger Questionsdo people being shouted at by Cowell ever think about his high trousersdo the judges ever shout "What Year is this"Don't be alarmed if Walsh doesn't like you if you are not why doesnt Cowell sack that Walsh fella If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me [email protected] you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which is - Hosks Half Hour - Episode 72 - Laughing at the worst X Factor AuditionsDon't forget you can subscribe to this podcast by clicking on the link on the top left of the page, or the one belowPodcast feed Subscribe to feedHere is the facebook group to Hosks Half Hour - http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=6397727373finally go and vote for me on podcast alley, podcast pickle and all the other podcast directories even iTunes, go go go, VOTE VOTE VOTE Add to iTunes You can subscribe to the podcast with this http://feeds2.feedburner.com/HosksHalfHour

I have a bit more dribbling out of the tube with Credit Crunch written on it. It's a bit of a squeeze I thought but then all sort of stuff starting spewing everywhere. Don't worry next week I will be back attacking you with the random thoughts of the Hosk click here to download this weeks mp3 - Hosks Half Hour - Episode 71 also don't forget about Hosks Ambient Half Hour, oh yeah and that one listener is me by the way, MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA HoskbervationsIt's a banking crisesMarks and Spencers directory doesn't get bonus despite worst results in 20 years!credit crunch casualty stupid peoplebanks!people who buy to let songsGordon Gekko knows best - music - Phillip Wilkerson http://phillipwilkerson.blogspot.com/ Artist - Altus album - City of Ashes http://www.altusmusic.ca/download.htmlChris Herbert http://www.myspace.com/chrisherberthttp://www.kranky.net/artists/herbertc.htmlartist - My Awesome Mixtapesong - ode to poetryhttp://www.archive.org/details/muerte001http://www.myawesomemixtape.it/Artist - C Gonzalez Song - addsensor002 http://www.archive.org/details/addsensor002Artist - everyone loves Irene song -try try try - Money speechhttp://www.myspace.com/everybodylovesirenehttp://www.archive.org/details/Everybody_Loves_Irene_-_demo_2005 If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me [email protected] you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which is- Hosks Half Hour - Episode 71 - Have the yuppies evolved into something we haven’t named yet?Don't forget you can subscribe to this podcast by clicking on the link on the top left of the page, or the one belowPodcast feed Subscribe to feedHere is the facebook group to Hosks Half Hour - http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=6397727373finally go and vote for me on podcast alley, podcast pickle and all the other podcast directories even iTunes, go go go, VOTE VOTE VOTE...with web-based podcatchers. Click your choice below: ...with iTunes:Add to iTunes You can subscribe to the podcast with this http://feeds2.feedburner.com/HosksHalfHour

Credit crunch special for you today people, I had collected a small mole hill of credit crunch related ramblings and thought I would weave them together in the shape a comedy doily. I would also like to mention my new blog - Hosks Ambient Half Hour - it's a mix of about 50/50 with half ambient music and half Hosk comedy mixed together.  Here is episode one http://hosksambienthalfhour.blogspot.com/2009/08/hosks-ambient-half-hour-episode-1.html Hoskbervationsvat reducedwe are in a recessioncredit crunch - what a sexy namewho do the banks borrow fromcredit crunch casualty estate agentssketchclever banker explains how banking workssongs Gordon Gekko knows best - music - Phillip Wilkerson http://phillipwilkerson.blogspot.com/ Chris Herbert  http://www.myspace.com/chrisherberthttp://www.kranky.net/artists/herbertc.htmlThe Credit Crunch Song http://www.myspace.com/antandebt Artist - everyone loves Irene song -try try try - Money speechhttp://www.myspace.com/everybodylovesirenehttp://www.archive.org/details/Everybody_Loves_Irene_-_demo_2005 If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me [email protected] you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which is- Hosks Half Hour - Episode 70 - The Crunchy Crunchy Double Munchy CrisesDon't forget you can subscribe to this podcast by clicking on the link on the top left of the page, or the one belowPodcast feed Subscribe to feedHere is the facebook group to Hosks Half Hour - http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=6397727373finally go and vote for me on podcast alley, podcast pickle and all the other podcast directories even iTunes, go go go, VOTE VOTE VOTE...with web-based podcatchers. Click your choice below: ...with iTunes:Add to iTunes You can subscribe to the podcast with this http://feeds2.feedburner.com/HosksHalfHour

I look into the questions of why do the dumbest people seem to be chosen to appear on games showsand quizzes. Why are Aliens so obsessed with the anal probe, time after time they are beamingred necks up to the ship to do some anal probing. One lot of probing, ok but to keep doing it. howdo aliens even understand what are arse is or does to be sticking probes up there and whatdo those probes tell them. oh yeah, I sometimes put things here in this blog it might be of interest to you. Also Hosks Half Hour has a facebook page, go and join it - http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=6397727373 it doesn't do anything but it's nice to count numbers isn't it News Nuggetfootballer booked for fartinggay drakes foil breeding plan Hosk storiesHosk surprise - unwrap meSun stories - boyfriend on sex list Hosk Standupdumb britainwhy do aliens love anal probingare microwaves really safe? songsmilk you can download this weeks episode in mp3 format - here If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me [email protected] If you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which is-Hosks Half Hour - Episode 69 - Why do Aliens love anal probing? if it doesn't download straight away please try it again, sometimes the server where I host the mp3 files is a bit dodgy Don't forget you can subscribe to this podcast by clicking on the link on the top left of the page, or the one below Podcast feed Subscribe to feed Here is the facebook group to Hosks Half Hour - http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=6397727373 finally go and vote for me on podcast alley, podcast pickle and all the other podcast directories even iTunes, go go go, VOTE VOTE VOTE ...with web-based podcatchers. Click your choice below: ...with iTunes:Add to iTunes You can subscribe to the podcast with this http://feeds2.feedburner.com/HosksHalfHour

Hello to all the Hosky lovers out there in the real world welcome back to the podcast that makes women nervous when listening to it. As I have been away for a while I have a mixture of some old stuff and some new stuff and have ended up with a great big sweary odd mix indeed but it made me laugh. There is quite a lot of dog related material which is always good. News Nuggets Korean biscuitsneedle removed from bum Hosk Storiesdribbling dogsHosk thoughts - imagine a world where women didn't have breasts Hosk Standup do you get jealous of dogs sniffing arses?Dogs are the aim of lifean advert for Jesusintroducing the sprout other stuffsweatathon Hosk Songs Hosk goes to snobs3rd exitpotholes you can listen to the mp3 here If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me [email protected] If you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which is- Hosks Half Hour - Episode 68 - Introducing the Sprout if it doesn't download straight away please try it again, sometimes the server where I host the mp3 files is a bit dodgy Don't forget you can subscribe to this podcast by clicking on the link on the top left of the page, or the one below Podcast feed Subscribe to feed finally go and vote for me on podcast alley, podcast pickle and all the other podcast directories even iTunes, go go go, VOTE VOTE VOTE ...with web-based podcatchers. Click your choice below: ...with iTunes:Add to iTunes You can subscribe to the podcast with this http://feeds2.feedburner.com/HosksHalfHour

The main part of this weeks episode is stupid answers to quiz questions, yes its like someone managed to round up the idiots who appeared on Family fortunes every week and then gave them some more difficult questions which they get even more amusingly wrong News Nuggets ugly women with stupid name takes the piss out of Grand national winnersnogging gran scares off balifflets dance for godperson had six organs taken out! Hosk Standup Sun Letters - holiday laughs sun letters - one mans problems is another mans dreamsFunny Food Other Stuff Random Goody Radio  You can listen here If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me [email protected] If you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which is- Hosks Half Hour - Episode 67 - Giving stupid answers to clever questions if it doesn't download straight away please try it again, sometimes the server where I host the mp3 files is a bit dodgy Don't forget you can subscribe to this podcast by clicking on the link on the top left of the page, or the one below Podcast feed Subscribe to feed finally go and vote for me on podcast alley, podcast pickle and all the other podcast directories even iTunes, go go go, VOTE VOTE VOTE ...with web-based podcatchers. Click your choice below: ...with iTunes:Add to iTunes You can subscribe to the podcast with this http://feeds2.feedburner.com/HosksHalfHour

This week we have my favourite sun story ever, which has the line "whilst having sex with my boyfriend, I suddenly saw my boss naked at the door, who then asked if he could join in" I bet Dear Deidre must have fell off her stool when she read that letter.   We have the usual news nuggets and this week we have a bit of TKD and Hosks exam revision sends him a bit mental. and lots of other cheeky stuff If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me [email protected] If you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which is- Hosks Half Hour - Episode 66 - Telling you what men are thinking if it doesn't download straight away please try it again, sometimes the server where I host the mp3 files is a bit dodgy Don't forget you can subscribe to this podcast by clicking on the link on the top left of the page, or the one below Podcast feed Subscribe to feed finally go and vote for me on podcast alley, podcast pickle and all the other podcast directories even iTunes, go go go, VOTE VOTE VOTE ...with web-based podcatchers. Click your choice below: ...with iTunes:Add to iTunes You can subscribe to the podcast with this http://feeds2.feedburner.com/HosksHalfHour