Hosks Half Hour

This week I'm talking about Mr Tool, making sure you are peeling banana's the right way up, playing the game - Guess what I have in my sandwiches and including lots of lovely news nuggets. I also include the TKD song because I am currently having to learn Korean again and I will tell you what, it's all foreign to me. also scientists have discovered rotten eggs make men with floppy willies get hard!  bollocks to that. Hosk Stories guess what Hosk has for lunchmate busted after caught picking nose by loved oneMr Tooleating oranges if fun News Nuggets The smell of rotten eggs gets you horny12 hour sexy orgy kills manattacking cricketers Hosk Standup BBQ Fuel at petrol stationspoor bob at hotmail, he was spammed to deathhow to peel a banana Other Stuff sun letter - wife illness forces bloke to have sex TKD song you can download todays show here If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me [email protected] If you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which is- Hosks Half Hour - Episode 65 - The podcast where children get ticks for swearing if it doesn't download straight away please try it again, sometimes the server where I host the mp3 files is a bit dodgy Don't forget you can subscribe to this podcast by clicking on the link on the top left of the page, or the one below Podcast feed Subscribe to feed finally go and vote for me on podcast alley, podcast pickle and all the other podcast directories even iTunes, go go go, VOTE VOTE VOTE ...with web-based podcatchers. Click your choice below: ...with iTunes:Add to iTunes You can subscribe to the podcast with this http://feeds2.feedburner.com/HosksHalfHour

Well Hello there Mr HassleHosk indeed. I made three new jingles this week with these catchy names JINGLE - CAT ON A LEADJINGLE - HITLER VERSUS CHAPLINJINGLE - URGHG PIGS hmmm interesting, it's a fun packed episode this week with talk about pancake day, how to draw penisesisiesiseseiss, how to draw Wogan out from a bush from the bottom of your garden and all sorts of stuff. There is also a quick song with the words HassleHosk, which is something I call myself, it's a mixture of Hosk and David HassleHoff, Awesome If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me [email protected] If you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which is- Hosks Half Hour - Episode 64 - The Origins of pancake day if it doesn't download straight away please try it again, sometimes the server where I host the mp3 files is a bit dodgy Don't forget you can subscribe to this podcast by clicking on the link on the top left of the page, or the one below Podcast feed Subscribe to feed finally go and vote for me on podcast alley, podcast pickle and all the other podcast directories even iTunes, go go go, VOTE VOTE VOTE ...with web-based podcatchers. Click your choice below: ...with iTunes:Add to iTunes You can subscribe to the podcast with this http://feeds2.feedburner.com/HosksHalfHour

This week it's not a valentine's day special, hooray because we all know valentine's day is a rip invented by the evil "card people", unless of course you can get you lady friend to dress up in sexy underwear and give you a right good shagging in exchange for some flowers and a card. it's a mixed bag this week with quite a few news nuggets mostly about people setting fire to things, we also have a randy dad in the sun stories.  So make sure you expect the unexpected, although now I have told you will be expecting it, bugger. here is zee contents Hosk Stories bloody geeseSun stories - Randy dad News Nuggets man lights up fridgetortoise sets fire to housedildo street Hosk Standup Microsoft employees interview questionwork makes you think about foodexpect the unexpectedmovie cliche - bummingOther Stuff Hosk interviews hoskValentine's day messagesthe cinema storysweathonfuck ups you can download todays show here If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me [email protected] If you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which is- Hosks Half Hour - Episode 69 - Oi You, It's Valentine's day, knickers off! if it doesn't download straight away please try it again, sometimes the server where I host the mp3 files is a bit dodgy Don't forget you can subscribe to this podcast by clicking on the link on the top left of the page, or the one below Podcast feed Subscribe to feed finally go and vote for me on podcast alley, podcast pickle and all the other podcast directories even iTunes, go go go, VOTE VOTE VOTE ...with web-based podcatchers. Click your choice below: ...with iTunes:Add to iTunes You can subscribe to the podcast with this http://feeds2.feedburner.com/HosksHalfHour

It's a snow themed episode this week, well you just can't avoid the stuff can you.  Every day you wake up hoping you won't be able to drive down the road and every bloody day you can manage it, then you watch gangs of teenagers menacingly holding snow balls, I'll SNOWBALL THEM here is zee contents Hosk Stories Hosks falls overwhat's chinese chicken taste likebbc full of snow pictures News Nuggets london snowed underlong ears Hosk Standup who cast Tom as a Nazi?sun stories - how do i tell my friendgeese read the art of war! Other Stuff biff reece jonesgummi bearsa funny Hosk noiseDerick the agony aunt you can download todays show here If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me [email protected] If you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which is - Hosks Half Hour - Episode 62 - Snow Snow Glorious Snow if it doesn't download straight away please try it again, sometimes the server where I host the mp3 files is a bit dodgy Don't forget you can subscribe to this podcast by clicking on the link on the top left of the page, or the one below Podcast feed Subscribe to feed finally go and vote for me on podcast alley, podcast pickle and all the other podcast directories even iTunes, go go go, VOTE VOTE VOTE ...with web-based podcatchers. Click your choice below: ...with iTunes:Add to iTunes You can subscribe to the podcast with this http://feeds2.feedburner.com/HosksHalfHour