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The creatures are headed out to the farm… in Massachusetts. After Dylan watches a creature's move recommendation, the creatures watch the 1970 TV hit movie Crowhaven Farm. They attempt to define folk horror, discuss Shampoo, Rosemary's Baby and Last House On The Left and parse through the legacy of Aaron Spelling.

The creatures are ready for summer, and to celebrate it they're heading East for the 1967 Soviet fantasy-horror film Viy. The talk about Soviet cinema, the short story by Nikolai Gogol, Lovecraft, dubbing, Fantasia and bears on Twitter.

This movie was a doozy! The creatures are back in Italy with the cryptic drama Il Demonio (The Demon). They answer some more Creature Questions, get topical and discuss kinky gardening equipment, the Marquis de Sade and holy water math… all the while trying to untangle the crazy knot that is this movie.

Cw: Sexual violence, mainly @ 37:37-43:36

I now pronounce you creep and creature. Because the creatures are watching the British drama thriller Night of the Eagle, and are joined by real-life married people and film experts Chelsea and Chris! They discuss gender politics, old movies through the lens of Me Too, The Prisoner, Duck Dodger, hypnotism, witchy phases, Aquaman and the jolly Christmas Spider. This ep has everything.

The creatures celebrate May the 4th by making themselves stop talking about Star Wars and then dive into the magical world of Mario Bava. They talk Italian filmmakers, pay tribute once more to their dear Glenn Danzig, try out Jimmy Stewart (and Isabella Rosselini) impressions and marvel at this black and white masterpiece.

Color enters the world of witches (at least for this season) as the creatures tackle another rom-com. This time it's the 1958 theatrical adaptation of Bell, Book and Candle. The creatures talk stage-to-screen adaptation, animal performances, creepy age gaps and… what else… Mike Myers's The Love Guru.

After a witch drought in the 1930's, witches returned to the screen in 1942 with this screwbally rom-com. The creatures discuss their favorite movie reviews, 1940's drama, alternate castings, why they aren't covering The Wizard of Oz and Dylan finally expresses the opinion that pushes Rob to their breaking point.

Creatures get witchy! It's Season 2! We're back to watching an old-ass movie, and it is OLD. The creatures talk Invader Zim, drag, Dee Snider and Dylan's very strange nickname in psychology class. It's good to be back.

The creatures are back to discuss their assigned weeks of movies from the Godzilla vs. Kong wager. They discuss the works of Ken Russell, the cognitive dissonance of Dan Aykroyd, Dylan reveals which Hellboy character is the sexiest and Rob tells about their experience seeing GvK in theatres.

The creatures have finally seen Godzilla vs. Kong. They give their reviews of the movie and talk Jar-Jar Binks, Star Trek, movies that made them depressed and Deadpool along the way... and then settle their bet. If you have not yet seen the movie you can still listen to most of this ep! Timestamps below!

0:00- Intro/No spoilers review

43:50- Bet list reveals

59:38- Bet winner/Spoiler review