PSA: If your partner has ever gone through your phone you may be entitled to legal compensation. Today Sofia is Ms. Solo Dolo and fresh off of a trip (in every sense of the word) from the Bahamas. This episode is everything your D.A.R.E. officer warned you about, and everything your therapist tells you to remove from your life. Which obviously means it’s fucking fun. Shrooms, invasions of privacy, and a brutally honest ‘attractiveness’ scale that will have you reevaluating every male interaction you’ve ever had. There’s a lot to unpack, Sloots. Good luck!

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