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The crew marks Patriot Day with an honest look at growing up on opposite sides of 9/11, and notices a few old airport rules quietly sneaking back. From there, talk shifts to a charity chili feed and concert built to support a weekly community meal program. And once things start feeling a little too wholesome, a local dentist's list of common teeth brushing mistakes turns into a full blown debate.

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Ten hot dogs and only eight buns, phone chargers that lie about actually charging, and Capri Suns that spark real fear about what's floating in there... today's crew has some strong opinions about everyday stuff that shouldn't be this annoying. A baby who can name every NFL starting quarterback from a helmet alone steals the whole show. And there's already a dream brewing to turn downtown Rapid City into a full blown horror experience for next year's Creepy Crawl. Coffee's required for this one.

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The crew is bracing for NFL season to kick off tomorrow, and the predictions are already flying about who's in trouble before the first snap. Down at Reptile Gardens, there's a giant saltwater crocodile named Maniac who spends his days sunbathing with his mouth wide open, and the backstory on him is not for the faint of heart. Then things get spooky as the crew teases out a real radio station that vanished after a mysterious fire back in 1977, with signs it might be coming back in time for this year's Creepy Crawl. Grab your coffee, this one's got some range.

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Mark's flying solo and diving straight into the most chaotic corner of the internet and the news. A guy in Taiwan catches his wife cheating through his own robot vacuum's camera, and the legal fallout gets wilder with every turn. Then there's a fresh horror to worry about called pheromone maxing, where guys are skipping showers and deodorant hoping to become biologically irresistible, and Mark is not buying it for a second. Toss in a petting zoo scare involving baby goats and rabies, and you've got a Tuesday that proves real life beats fiction every time.

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Stitch, Houston, and Loren are stuck reliving August 31st like their own personal Groundhog Day, and honestly the confusion is the whole show. Somewhere between griping about the heat, they spiral into confessing their childhood prank call habits, including cold-calling window glass repair shops with increasingly unhinged sob stories. Then breakfast takes over completely, from squishy eggs dipped in toast to a mother-in-law's fruit pizza that has the whole crew drooling on air. Stick around for the wild true origin story behind Nashville hot chicken, because it involves way more betrayal than you'd expect from a sandwich.

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The crew kicks off Sturgis week talking about a shirt you can supposedly wear every day for a month without it getting gross, which sounds like a miracle for anyone packing light for the rally. Then the mood shifts when a Wisconsin man named Ernie hands over the keys to his own truck so a stranded band can make it to their next show on time, and a tiny Chihuahua's weird habit turns out to have saved her owner's life. It's a wild mix of gear talk and heartwarming chaos, and somehow it all fits in one show.

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The crew rolls into Hump Day dreaming about getting summoned for jury duty smack in the middle of Sturgis week, mostly so they can skip the rally chaos. Then the show veers into TikTok's protein maxing trend, where gym bros are chugging so much whey protein that baby formula prices are climbing because of them. And a rescued lynx named Ursa gets her first steps on real grass after a wild, high risk journey out of a war zone in Ukraine. Grab your coffee, this one's got range.

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Stitch and Houston dig into some genuinely bad boomer advice pulled from a BuzzFeed roundup, covering everything from skipping the movies to save for a house to marrying someone you can merely tolerate. New Jersey police are dressing up as bushes and Sasquatches to catch distracted drivers, and the crew debates whether that counts as entrapment. Plus, Sturgis rally prep kicks into gear as the team gets ready to hit Main Street this week.

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This week on Hot Mornings, the crew tackles a viral list of celebrities who turned out surprisingly rude in person, and the reactions get more heated with every name on it. There's also a much needed dose of good news, covering a Powerball winner rebuilding his old neighborhood and three women who survived a wild car crash thanks to a group of strangers who refused to walk away. Expect strong opinions about Morgan Wallen and the kind of morning chaos that makes this one worth a listen.

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Coffee slushies are going viral, and Stitch is convinced we've officially entered the stupidest timeline. The whole crew gets into it over what counts as a real hack, complete with ziploc bags and a meat tenderizer. Minivans are cool again too, and the Chrysler Pacifica has everyone rethinking what they drive. Then Oscar Meyer turns ninety, and somebody floats the idea of a wiener cake for their next birthday. Buckle up.

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