Hot Mornings on Hot 93.1

Hot Mornings on Hot 93.1

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Hot Mornings on Hot 93.1 episodes

  • Killer Trousers
    The crew's got a full-blown song of the summer showdown brewing, and they cannot agree on a single pick. Zara Larsson, Bruno Mars, and one very heated Taylor Swift argument all get thrown into the ring, with a listener vote coming to settle it. Then there's the tale of Zara's viral wide leg pants that keep sending people face-first into the pavement, battle wounds and all. And baseball history got made when a Saint Louis Cardinal did something no Cardinal ever has at the Home Run Derby. It's a fun one, so tune in.

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    16 min
  • Gaslight Nation
    The crew digs into four ways to keep AI from melting your brain, including a clever trick where you have it challenge your thinking and let it knock out the boring spreadsheet work for you. They also unpack America's most searched word definitions, with gaslighting topping the list and love sitting right behind it. That love talk takes a surprisingly heartfelt turn, capped off with a promise involving a six pack and a pound from Taco John's. Then they trade some spicy opinions on the best and worst states to live in, where Tennessee lands an F and North Dakota kicks off a whole debate. It's a loose, funny morning stacked with big opinions and even bigger laughs.

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    17 min
  • The Bar Fairies
    Germs are everywhere, and the crew breaks down the three things you should always wash your hands after touching, from grocery cart handles to the touchscreens at the gas station. Then it's good news time, starting with a Montana nonprofit called the Bar Fairies that leaves coffee gift cards on cars people left at the bar overnight. A Connecticut husky earns a T-bone steak after chasing off a charging black bear to protect a kid. And a 94-year-old named Brian Murray lands a Guinness World Record as the oldest water skier. Plus the crew adds up the price tag on Taylor and Travis Swift's thirty million dollar wedding.

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    22 min
  • Girl Scout Donuts
    Krispy Kreme teamed up with the Girl Scouts to make cookie donuts, and Stitch and Houston completely lost their minds over the Thin Mint and Lemon-Ups versions. Then there's Snake the Bigfoot hunter, a guy who swears he found Sasquatch remains, got them DNA tested, and named the creature Daks. And if you've got a spare thirty two million dollars sitting around, Wayne Manor from the old Adam West Batman series is up for sale, ghosts of terrible acting included.

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    19 min
  • Sauna Money

    Hump day on Hot Mornings brings a democracy that's rigged from the start. A homemade remix cooked up in the lab overnight goes up for a listener vote, original versus the new version. Then a reminder lands that whoever runs the station gets a vote that counts more than everyone else's.


    The crew digs into a list of top old person habits that are still fair game to mock. Flamethrowing your weeds, groaning while standing up, calling it "the Book of Faces." There's also a rescue mission after one host gets stuck on the floor for two and a half hours in the Harry Potter line at Universal.


    And they crack open a list of rich people things you can actually pull off on a budget. Saunas, tailored clothes, nine dollar wine that tastes like a million bucks, and cheesecake slices the size of your head.

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    22 min
  • Psycho Peacock
    Taylor and Travis tied the knot, and this recap can't stop chewing on it. Adam Sandler officiated, Paul McCartney sang, and the vows got read off hundred-thousand-dollar gold books. There's also a rapid-fire round of real firework names, where Control Alt Kaboom and Psycho Peacock somehow made the list. Then things take a turn when the news drops that a daily hot dog could mean an eighteen percent bump in colorectal cancer, so Joey Chestnut, stay safe out there.

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    25 min
  • Rally Countdown Begins
    The gang's still nursing that America's 250th birthday hangover, and they're not sure what to do with their hands now that the fireworks have faded. Meanwhile, Leslie's gone completely dark since she skipped town on the 2nd, so a rescue mission is officially in the works if she doesn't text back by Friday. And the countdown to the 86th annual Sturgis Rally is on, with the crew already buzzing about the biggest music festival in the world rolling back into town.

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    17 min
  • Sparkler Scars
    Houston and Stitch ring in America's 250th birthday with a full tank of patriotic energy and zero filter. They draft their own fix-it list for the country and things get spicy fast, from term limits to healthcare. Then Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce pick the biggest weekend of the year to tie the knot, and the guys dig into why this country turns celebrities into royalty. They wrap it up with real fireworks safety numbers, plus Houston's sparkler scar story that'll make you think twice before grabbing one.

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    17 min
  • Houston's Final Request
    Stitch and Houston count down to tonight's 500 drone light show over Rapid City, complete with guesses about what shapes might show up 600 feet in the sky. Then they break down the wedding takeover happening at Madison Square Garden for Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, castle staircases and all. And somewhere in there, Houston shares exactly where he wants his ashes scattered, which is not a normal answer.

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    21 min
  • Wieners and Lies
    Stitch and Houston kick off July with America turning two hundred and fifty years old, and downtown Rapid City is throwing a party for it, with live music, a parade, and five hundred drones lighting up the sky above Main Street. The guys also dig into the real history of the hot dog and get a reality check on where it actually comes from. They wrap things up dreaming about summer road trips, including one mountain drive in Montana that sounds like it could give anyone a heart attack.

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    17 min

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