Dan came here to do two things: Save Thanksgiving, and fend off drunk idiots…and he’s alllllll out of idiots. Also Stephen has some anger issues he’s working through so please bear with him. Does Subway have the worst sandwiches? Yes.

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To be completely honest, I forgot what we talk about in this episode. And I've already edited it. But it starts with Stephen about to meet the cast of Always Sunny, and ends with the Hot Property theme song. We also talk about sports. Craig Kimbrel sucks.

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We’re back! Talking about the McRib, child doctors, airport adventures, robbing a Safeway, Captain Crunch as a stripper, Polish Roulette, and picking your own produce. What is a good song to scooter to?

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Dan reviews Back to the Future: The Musical! Stephen rants about cornbread. What would the Ninja Turtles’ fatalities be?

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We reveal if we won the calendar contest. Dan stands for taxidermy, but won’t fall for skydiving. Stephen tried to guess who’s making a Cameo in this episode. Is it too early for pumpkin? Maybe! Do what you want!

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Frank Siragusa is a national hero standing up for the common person and their crunchwraps. Dan shares his pre-pod ceremonies. Spoiler: It’s pooping. Stephen would like to publicly apologize to voice actor Peter Dinklage. Why can’t Transformers kill? 

We’re trying to get BB into a very elite and prestigious calendar for Home at Last Rescue.

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BIOLOGICAL ENTITIES! We break down the recent Congressional hearings and share some encounters of our own. Skittles unveils a new flavor. We also spend the last half of the podcast dealing with Dan’s shitty internet. Who is Subway Fogel? 

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We’re in a silly mood today and it’s REALLY GREAT. We’ve got video games! We’ve got Shakespeare dinosaurs! We’ve got Enchiritos with Paris Hilton! We’ve got Family Feud! Survey Says….LISTEN! 

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Philadelphia is in the middle of a tragedy. Dan gets bloodwork done. Stephen reveals his caramel delights. What makes a grilled cheese?

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The boys play a new game. Stephen comes clean about the past. Dan talks about The Family Stallone for way too long. Support the Writers’ Strike!  

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