Hot Property with Dan and Stephen

Happy New Year! We’re going over our resolutions and favorite cheese/cookie combinations. We’ll see everyone in Yummy Yummy Cheese! Juice Force!

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I guess this is our Christmas episode? We definitely don’t list the entire Asylum movie list and make our own turns on popular movies. We check in on Dan’s health and Stephen’s employment journeys. We also have a HUGE announcement.

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Dan has his first Pawn experience, and makes a large change that will echoes in the halls of Hot Property lore from here to eternity. Stephen chides a bank, but learns the secret to happiness. We Harbour a love for David.

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Stephen’s unemployment woes continue. Dan proposes an orgy for the apocalypse. Lisa Loab AI is coming to haunt us. The McDonald’s Gold Card is real. Someone sued Velveeta.

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It’s Thanksgiving! So we give thanks for our top Marvel Cinematic Universe moments and argue around the dinner table. Stephen almost gets scammed into a job. Dan has an ordeal while getting new glasses.

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Stephen steals from a national conglomerate, and gets his small business ideas shut down. The Rock needs to be stopped. Dan has an Alfred moment with his father, then ranks every movie from 1999.

Stephen discovers new technologies. Dan learns Mandarin, maybe. We write the BEST Halloween sketch that’s never been written. Is Wakanda really Forever? How method IS Daniel Day Lewis?

We’re BACK with a SUPERSIZED episode. Dan finally gets to his backlog of Autumn beers. Stephen goes to the World Series. Daniel Radcliffe has 7 sets of abs. Let’s go Phillies!

Dan may still be sober in October, but his beer fridge is being stocked. We spoil She-Hulk. Stephen has a bread injury. Bronson Pinchot plays Balki Bartokomous.

Stephen tries to get unemployment. Dan has a tantrum while struggling with sobriety. Spoiler Alert: Tom Cruise was dead the whole time. Who gave Fartin’ Frank another burrito?