Stephen has life changing news. Dan creates the crossover event of all time. The boys find out the truth about Bryce Dallas Howard, and then talk about Mario for pretty much the rest of the time.

Stephen is still tired. Dan buys cookies from a menace. The boys give a tour of all the restaurants on Philadelphia’s City Line Ave. Unrelated, F*ck Chik-fil-a. What would your ideal fast food restaurant combo be? Bring back PB Crisps by going to pbcrisps.com

…of Season 3. The Bagels are JUST OK. Dr. Scientist learns how to mix two flavors of Truly. Would you eat at DunkWay? Stephen fucks up twice in this episode, so that’s why you hear the beeps.

Stephen gives an update on the Sports World. Our new favorite candy is “Oops all M’s!” We cast the Fantastic Four. Which corporations have the BALLS for FALL?

Give us back our sons! We find out the legendary history of Rock God Gary Sinise. We pull a hoax, and we miss the Choco Taco.

Drunk cold calling continues in this emotional conclusion to episode 100. Dan and George R.R. Martin have something in common, and it’s DEFINITELY frowned upon. Stephen makes a classic mistake for the 3rd time. This whiskey definitely works! How do you stop yourself from peeing?!

Special thanks to Dr. Scientist, Jenna Kuerzi, Chance St. John, and Bre Liggan. Special NO THANKS to Rob.

We're calling old guests of the podcast to see who answers our drunken nonsense. Dan finds a potential new job opportunity, thanks to a video game. We learn the origins of “OH Sure.” Who are you rooting for in the Jurassic World Cup?

Special thanks to Kevin Lau and Sean Woods! Special NO THANKS to Conor.

We round up 4th of July events, hot dog eating, protestor bashing, a spoiler free Stranger Things recap, and a few mass shootings. Happy Birthday America! Dan finally watched a show. Stephen buys another domain. Can you handle the power of the Flavor Blaster Gun (TM)?

We get through some video game small talk and tell the tales about our trips. What we ate, what we drank, and what bartenders we became best friends with. Which Avenger has the best band?