Hot Property with Dan and Stephen

You know what we’re talking about. Stephen suffered through 102 degree fever to bring you this, so enjoy it, DAMNIT!

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light? No? Well I hope you like two tired boys doing Jack Nicholson impressions and singing that song from the Departed.

Episode 85. Our best episode to date, for reasons I can't explain!

We get really nasty and really existential. Stephen takes out his anger on a music streaming service. Dan loves LeBron James. Are you a Toasty Points member?

Dan is on the verge of death and Stephen is in Vegas. Hear tale about all the adventures and food that led to this moment! VIVA VIAGRA!

We’re getting personal and telling some medical stories on this one. Also, we hate Boba Fett, but love Jumbo Donettes! Someone tries to Out Pizza the Hut again. What’s the most amount of pain you’ve ever been in?

Stephen suffers a Mandela Effect…or DOES HE? Can we upload ourselves to the cloud? Did Winnie the Pooh give us all mental disorders? Which Little Debbie are you? There’s no steak at the Golden Corral.

We eat chicken for the first half an hour. Stephen buys a new domain name from right under Pabst’s nose! We also find a Reddit page that we might be experts in. The boys each unlock a New Character in Impressions. How many times did we say Calzony in this episode?

We talk about porn for 30 minutes. Sometimes, waiting for the Game will get you the Thrones. Dan knows football! There’s only one man who can solve this CSI case. What happened Last Christmas?

Dan almost gets into TWO FIGHTS. Apparently Stephen forgot how to use his words. Oreo gives the middle finger to Betty White. The boys do other hijinks too. Who is the rightful King of Internet Dessert Olympus?