Dan does not tell a famous person’s joke. Jon Gruden, more like Jon Gru-done! We make up a societal norm. What is a grilled cheese really? Also Domino and Chef Boyardee are brothers. If you’re an Italian, I’m sorry for this episode.

We’re still talking about Sly Stallone for some reason. Stephen found a new cookie he would do it all for, and then we dissect all the ways to eat Oreos. Dan ate an entire thing of bacon before recording. Would you wear smoked sweats?

Dan does not remember Discovery Zone, but recounts a great experience at the theater! Stephen vows to never go to Chipotle again, but only after he tries their new menu item. Is it “Slice Stallone” or “Sliced Alone”? None of Sylvester Stallone’s movies rhymes with pizza.

Work sucks, I know. Dan finds the holy grail of cookies. We join Sam’s Club. Stephen runs down the week in NFL. We make a tribute to one of the greatest comedians and influencers of the podcast, while revealing some origins.

We’re joined by fan favorite Dr. Scientist for the annual Paqui One Chip Challenge. This one hurt, gang. But we learn a lot of science!

Kanye West is the new Bob Dylan. We said it. WE’RE COMING IN HOT for Season 3! Dan falls in love with a Fruity Pebble. Stephen kicks off the fall season. What do they call Cool Ranch in europe?

SEASON FINALE - We flex our knowledge of past presidents from the GET, and then we do the MONSTER MASH. Stephen goes DOWN UNDAH for a snack. Why are we yelling? And while we’re on the subject, what awaits us after death?

This one starts out a little dark, but we also talk about a lot of food. We finally hear audio of Dan’s drunk day out. Cheetos pasta and Cool Ranch LAY’S?! WHAT’S THIS WORLD COMING TO? Also Jenna isn’t really a guest on this one so much as she interrupts the podcast to eat chips.

We find out who killed JFK. Dan describes the plot of Peaky Blinders and sings the GoPuff jingle a billion times. Stephen recounts his Suicide Squad brush with fame, then spoils Space Jam 2 for everyone. Would you like some warm milk and pickled onions?

This is episode 58. We laugh, we cry, we use our bear hands.