Hot Property with Dan and Stephen

Liam Neeson kicks January’s ASS. Stephen quits on octopus dumplings, but not for the reason you think. We learn the fates of Jackie Chan and Jaden Smith’s characters in the Cobra Kai-verse. Are Savage Jims the forbidden fruit of the Macho Man?

We’re here to validate everyone’s secret Chinese food habits and knowledge of Sisqó. Stephen auditions for the lead role in Dan’s new book. Did you know Dr. Scientist has a space station?

One of us has Covid-19. Dan reveals a secret power that could take down the Taliban. All Hail King Hunk Cavill. How much Fruity Pebbles would it take to summon the Devil?

We take a trip down memory lane to watch a classic Dan Scully video. We’ve got HitClips coming out, so please request Hot Property on your local radio station! Stephen goes back to the office, but not for the reason you’d think! How many Jet Li’s are there?

Philly is KILLING the game on murder rates this year! We recollect our favorite Daytalkers and cooking shows. You cannot be Mayor of Flavortown without having had every flavor. Dan gets a shiny new headlamp.

Listen to this while you cook your feast! We wrote a new holiday classic. Dan rehashes his rivalry with octopi. Then we talk about food and Thanksgiving pretty much the rest of the time.

Oreo is making cookie ratios for everyone. Stephen yells at the parking authority. Busting makes Dan feel good. Do you Live Màs?

Full disclosure, Stephen forgot we were recording the podcast tonight. We unlock the secrets of Daylight Savings Time. Dan has a lot of feelings about Dexter, and how it should have ended. Also, Dan’s dream collab comes true!

Squid Game sucks, and we can all admit it. Daredevil should have been called Batman. Stephen takes away Dan’s right to vote. Whoever left us a one-star rating can fuck right off.

Please don’t call the police on Stephen’s drinking habits. When is it ok to get drunker than your co-workers? Dan goes to a FANCY PARTY, then eats through allergies to enjoy almonds. Is Michael Caine retiring or what? Not too many people know that. KFC fucked up again.