Hot Property with Dan and Stephen

What would happen if we switched bodies? Dan visits an old friend who hates Mondays. We draft the celebrities we want to fight, and Stephen wins Best Actor in a Leading Role from 1993’s Philadelphia. Please send Dan all your dishwashers and cum.

Loki spoilers inbound! We recap the first season, then talk about food. Snoopy has an enormous penis. Have you tried Marlboro BBQ Menthols? How do the Teletubbies fuck tho?

We’ve eased back into society! But just for two songs. Dan finds a comedian with a great catch phrase. An unlikely combatant joins the chicken wars. Which 2001 movie cause 9/11?

Man, it’s a hot one. Seriously we’re in a heat wave. And we're dying. Tokyo Drift is in the house, and so are bad Russian accents. Are you Cheesygoing? Can cows jump? Who is Peter Charles Phillips?

The future of movie reboots lies solely in the hands of Lebron James. We talk about which Harrison Ford character is more important to us. We check in on an old friend from Reddit. And is there anything cuter than Dave Bautista in glasses?

Dan discovers a snack that’s been around since the Summer of Love. Stephen is in some kind of mood, and distracted by a video game championship. What do you put on the Ritz? Can anyone stop Vin Diesel? No. No they can't.

We’re joined by the expert in everything bitchboi, Joe Joe Augustine. We sing the songs sing to our pets, and nerd out on Marvel shows. Also we hold scissors for the entire episode for some reason. What would you name your penis? Have you heard about D.B. Cooper?

How do we commemorate our 50TH EPISODE?! Push our bodies and minds to the limit with the Lil’ Nitro gummy bear challenge! Also, what even is a Scoville? Dan and Dr. Scientist recount rollercoaster stories. Stephen tries not to cry again. Does he succeed? Who among us survives?

We talk about Ketchup for too long. Billie Dee Williams is the impression of the week. Stephen airs some grievances. Which food mascot could you beat the shit out of?

Thank you for coming to our hostage situation. We talk about the ballad of Kenneth Lamar Noid. Dan takes a life on air. Stephen doles out some STREET JUSTICE (that's the name of the episode!)