Hot Property with Dan and Stephen

Dan discovers Rap Snacks, and we create our own for the under represented rappers who may also love snacks. Is Zuckerberg watching what you do on your Oculus? What’s your go-to Karaoke song? Ours is all of them.

Is Kanye insane? Yes. But not as insane as people who hold up lines in stores with stupid comments and lottery tickets. And definitely not as insane as everyone’s favorite puzzler, Jigsaw! Which one of your favorite fictional characters could survive? Live or die! The choice is…ours!

Hope you like hearing us talk about Hot Pockets for an hour! We discuss the definitive way to cook them and rank each method. We meet a new friend named Andi, who helps us with the lore of the Pocket, as well as suggests activities we can do while we cook them. This is the last time we’ll talk about Hot Pockets. We promise.

We resurrect a fan favorite from the dead to drink seltzer with us. That’s pretty much the whole episode. Bud Light owes us $1,000,000 for this product based episode. Rob tells us about Hell. Stephen mixes all the seltzers together. Dan talks about “ectoplasm” a lot.

We’re kind of all over the place on this one. We draft our best songs to bang to. Stephen finishes his Best Buy saga and then talks about positivity in song and dance. Dan is a huge fan of Modern Family…NOT. Also, does King Kong not have a penis?

This episode is chock FULL of corporate sponsorships that we were not paid for. How many sponsors can you count?! We both have sex with Jack Black. Dan relives a Best Buy nightmare. Stephen shares his vitamin routine. What would your last meal be?

We tell the fable and downfall of Hot Karl and how he ruins lives and cereal. Stephen has a terrible breakfast experience, but finds a lost love. Dan goes full frontal, then asks: is Stevie Wonder really blind? He won’t see that KnucklePuck comin'!

We’re not sorry this episode is so long. We go over the rules of Jeopardy so Dan can prepare. We draft our favorite sandwich condiments for your knowledge and pleasure. Is Justin Trudeau who he says he is?

It’s late night! And we’re joined by life long friend Conor Mahoney to talk about what’s inside Subway’s Tuna in our first bit of “Speories.” Also, would you eat a human? Would you lie on your resume? Would you poop with your jacket on? What would you do for the Royal Family?

We’re joined by Juliet Root, Transformation Coach and co-host of The Woo Cast. She talks about bettering ourselves during a pandemic, the dangers of social media, and monkeys. Dan makes a lot of sound effects and plunges into ice. Stephen talks about asteroids and losing his thumbs.

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