Hot Property with Dan and Stephen

Stephen gets a new video game. Dan visits Blathers the Owl. The boys figure out the difference between Jake and Logan Paul. Dan says Abba-Zabba one BILLION times. Stephen flexes his Survivor knowledge.

We try out Bud Light’s Holiday Seltzer Flavors so you don’t have to. Dan makes a bold claim about comedy movies. Stephen ginger SNAPS. Jenna Kuerzi (of the Depp Impact Podcast) comes in and tries some, and Rob makes his first podcast debut ever!

Dan LOVES Cameo. Stephen spoils The Undoing because it’s terrible. The boys have a Christmas Movie Draft, after Dan learns the rules of how Drafts work. Did your favorite movie make the list?

Stephen starts a give back initiative. The boys reminisce about the Freshest of Princes. Also, they rewrite Rocky, but for robots. They talk about their favorite holiday foods, because they can’t let an episode go without talking about food!

Stephen announces the end of Summer very loudly because he didn’t reset his levels, so the boys decide the best and worst Holiday Songs. Stephen calls out the LA Times. Dan has beef with Best Buy.

Dan starts beef with Eminem. They say goodbye to a legend. A new insult is coined. What is…a sauce?

We’re talking Election Day. They also create an Inauguration Day Battle Royale. We also get a little deep, but remember...no matter what happens with the Election, the McRib is coming back.

Stephen tries to overcome his distaste of Grape Nuts. We talk about a Star War. Dan can’t commit to bits. Also, what if everybody had a mop?

Dan got a hair cut. He also Dies Hard. We talk about Lost probably way too much for a show that’s been off the air for 10 years. We get a little real about politics.

Dan and Stephen are both stressed and depressed, but would they sleep in a wedding dress? This episode is straight up vulgar. We also have dreams of fake Kit Kat bars.