This week we are graced by a real Champion...Sean Woods! Sean learns what Cars and Mech Suits are. Stephen ponders the intricacies of insurance. Dan has sleeping issues...but not the kind you'd think. All of us decide it's time to eat Garfield's face.

Dan and I decide we want to get drunk, so we do. Stephen's friend from High School joins them to make sure they don't get in trouble. Then we talk about Hamilton and chocolate bars. 

The title isn't what it sounds like, get your mind out of the gutter. Stephen uncovers a demonic ploy by a popular chain restaurant. Dan uncovers the mysteries of the Mothman. BB tries to be the first guest on the podcast by interrupting the intro. 

I hope you're not lactose intolerant, because this stuffed crust episode involves cheese in pretty much every segment. Stephen explores a new snack. Dan faces his fears. 

I promise you this episode will instill your faith in us. Stephen does a product review. Dan discovers a new cookie. Together, they try to escape Shaq's funhouse. 

Podcasts are hard. We run into some technical difficulties and some emotional difficulty. Stephen finds love for a new food and Dan takes credit for it.