In this hour, Lionel investigates the bizarre half-million-dollar Costco lobster heist and laments the death of analog clocks, cursive, and check-writing. A guest shares a wild, firsthand account of a Malibu brawl that allegedly included late-night legend Johnny Carson, leading into a deep dive into the blood-soaked history of Hell’s Kitchen and the notorious Westies. From the "oldies cruises" of the rich and famous to the secret stories of New York’s most dangerous diners, this episode is an entertaining ride through the side of history they don't teach in schools.

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