House Husbands

Armie Hammer has a new movie, so naturally we ask: can Hollywood forgive anyone? This spirals into vigilante justice, cleaning up the neighbourhood, and the terrifying realization that we've gone from being the idiots causing trouble to the adults who just want people to pick up after themselves...its Hammer Time.

This week, a conversation about forged weapons and medieval swords takes an unexpected turn when Anthony reveals a suspicious amount of knowledge on the subject. As the boys discuss blacksmithing, blades, and the TV show Forged in Fire, Colin begins to wonder whether this expertise was acquired naturally or through some ancient apprenticeship program.

This week, the boys tackle one of humanity's strangest hobbies: selectively breeding animals and deciding what nature should look like. What starts as a conversation about dogs quickly spirals into questions about ethics, evolution, and whether humans have been playing God for thousands of years. No expertise. No research. Just questions.

The boys reminisce about childhood games, discover that dominoes were secretly the greatest invention of all time, and accidentally diagnose what's wrong with modern society.

Topics include parachutes, GTA, robots, Mr. Bigweld, nostalgia, and a growing belief that humanity may have peaked sometime around the invention of dominoes.

No expertise. No research. Just dominoes.

Is it rude to say "um, actually" when correcting someone, or is accuracy worth the social cost? The boys attempt to answer this question before wandering into human nature, psychology, gullibility, and several other subjects they are completely unqualified to discuss. Colin may be too trusting. Anthony may be too skeptical. Neither has a source.

Anthony performs a magic trick. A legend named Mister Wizard is born. The trick is then explained in excruciating detail and mocked for the next twenty minutes. Please enjoy responsibly.

Colin unveils his revolutionary idea for a Fake Estate Agency, where every property is completely made up. Anthony humours the idea until he realizes there may be something deeper going on. What starts as a business idea quickly turns into a psychological assessment, culminating in the discovery of Colin's apparent alter ego: Grackle.

Colin debuts his questionable rendition of The Story of O.J., somehow leading the boys into a debate about basketball greatness. From Michael Jordan to Kobe Bryant, they examine why every all-time great seems to possess at least one alarming personality trait. Topics include competitive insanity, locker room fear tactics, and whether being normal automatically disqualifies you from greatness.

After watching a Michael Jackson movie, Anthony becomes convinced he could’ve gone pro in dance. Colin launches a full fact check offense.

Colin talks to God after an avocado joke falls flat.