House Husbands

Colin’s memory is a whiteboard in the rain, the boys debate learning styles, question the integrity of the Terry Fox Run, and end up furious at the structural choices in 1984.

What started as a donors list for those who didn’t contribute spirals into a dystopian park where benches are forbidden, and everyone’s on the list. The boys imagine a public space fueled entirely by spite, from banned visitors to unusable benches, all inspired by Colin’s childhood revelation...

The boys revisit Ice Age, unpack the squirrel, and realize it was actually about global warming the whole time

A calm food conversation turns hostile when Colin probes Anthony’s stew habits and then disappears...?

A respectful nod to Tim Robinson...

A photo sparks a conversation that immediately collapses into fish, ink, and Chinese characters that absolutely do not say what you think...

The boys talk about how bad the Leafs are this year (and historically), why jerseys cost a small mortgage, and why not even The Rock could hype this fanbase

Colin gets Anthony fired up about something he loves, then immediately calls out the physiological side effects of passion. From this, the boys later spiral into a discussion on greasy manipulation tactics.

We talk online gaming culture, Anthony’s misplaced confidence, and Mike Tyson officially resigns from the podcast.

Colin attempts a story. Anthony performs an autopsy. Together, they create something *almost* funny