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KP Parker and Matt Bragg wander through a perfume shop full of strange scents, questionable purchases, and one surprisingly charming bad portrait.
What You’ll Hear:
Perfume Notes and Hot Dog Water: KP discovers a scent shop selling everything from “old library” to “holy water” to a perfume that somehow smells exactly like grilled hot dogs. Matt remains deeply, deeply skeptical.
The Art of Doing Things Badly: A street artist offering intentionally bad portraits sparks a conversation about charming imperfections, creative confidence, and whether honesty is the best sales tactic.
Pilgrimages and Party Grandmas: Matt shares a story about escorting elderly Irish women on a religious trip that somehow turned into the most chaotic weekend of his teenage years.
CHAPTERS
00:00 Ophelia audio drama intro
01:00 Exploring downtown LA
02:05 The perfume oddities shelf
04:15 Holy water and old library scents
06:10 The hot dog perfume reveal
08:15 Matt’s Lourdes pilgrimage story
11:05 Getting drunk with Irish grandmas
13:45 The intentionally bad portrait artist
17:05 Poems for five dollars
20:45 The scam app discussion begins
For the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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KP Parker and Matt Bragg wander through a perfume shop full of strange scents, questionable purchases, and one surprisingly charming bad portrait.
What You’ll Hear:
Perfume Notes and Hot Dog Water: KP discovers a scent shop selling everything from “old library” to “holy water” to a perfume that somehow smells exactly like grilled hot dogs. Matt remains deeply, deeply skeptical.
The Art of Doing Things Badly: A street artist offering intentionally bad portraits sparks a conversation about charming imperfections, creative confidence, and whether honesty is the best sales tactic.
Pilgrimages and Party Grandmas: Matt shares a story about escorting elderly Irish women on a religious trip that somehow turned into the most chaotic weekend of his teenage years.
CHAPTERS
00:00 Ophelia audio drama intro
01:00 Exploring downtown LA
02:05 The perfume oddities shelf
04:15 Holy water and old library scents
06:10 The hot dog perfume reveal
08:15 Matt’s Lourdes pilgrimage story
11:05 Getting drunk with Irish grandmas
13:45 The intentionally bad portrait artist
17:05 Poems for five dollars
20:45 The scam app discussion begins
For the fully immersive, phone free light + sound experience, learn more at hatch.co. Follow us on TikTok @hatchpodcasts and YouTube.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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