In this episode of How Not To Podcast, Bryce flexes his audio engineering muscles to "speech jam" Bekah and Joy.

Speech jamming takes the audio that is spoken into the microphone, delays it, then feeds it back into the headphones so that what you are saying is not in time with what you're hearing, and you feel... "off."

The listener will get a kick out of hearing Joy and Bekah fight to have a normal conversation, recite tongue twisters, read Shakespeare, and sing their parody song.


Social Distance 
Lyrics by Joy Bickham
Performed by Joy Bickham and Bekah Thompson as How Not To Podcast (2020)
Mix by Bryce Bickham

Parody of:
Glamorous by Fergie (2006)
Glamorous Songwriters: Micaiah Abdul Raheem / Jamal F. Jones / Christopher Brian Bridges / Elvis L. Jr. Williams / William Adams / Stacy Ferguson
Glamorous lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Universal Music Publishing Group, BMG Rights Management

Glamorous Karaoke All Star Remix background music (2008):
https://music.apple.com/us/album/remix-tracks-in-the-style-of-fergie-instrumental-ep/596014548

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Big Beasts!

In Episode 3 of How Not To Podcast, "Cassette Tape Radio Show," Bekah and Joy listen to a found cassette tape of their improv radio show recorded circa 2002, before HNTP was even a twinkle in their eye.

*Yes, the internet was in existence when the tape was recorded over 18-years-ago, but it was indeed before podcasts became popular in about 2004. 

**Rap performed on the cassette tape is credited to the writers of the song Evidence from the 1990 album Betcha Didn't Know by Heather & Kirsten.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros? Elephino, but what I DO know is that this song is dope. Original or parody, you can't go wrong. Check out Bekah & Joy's debut duet that will be sure to get your feet tap-tap-tapping as it follows the 6-foot social distancing protocols. Stay home and sing along. Brought to you by How Not To Podcast.

Social Distance 
Lyrics by Joy Bickham
Performed by Joy Bickham and Bekah Thompson as How Not To Podcast (2020)
Mix by Bryce Bickham

Parody of:
Glamorous by Fergie (2006)
Glamorous Songwriters: Micaiah Abdul Raheem / Jamal F. Jones / Christopher Brian Bridges / Elvis L. Jr. Williams / William Adams / Stacy Ferguson
Glamorous lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Universal Music Publishing Group, BMG Rights Management

Glamorous Karaoke All Star Remix background music (2008):
https://music.apple.com/us/album/remix-tracks-in-the-style-of-fergie-instrumental-ep/596014548

In Episode 2 of How Not To Podcast, "I Dimple When I Grimace," Bekah and Joy take us back to an old recording wherein they describe a childhood photograph which became the inspiration for the HNTP logo. 

Bekah and Joy (try to) have a conversation while Bekah (a licensed aesthetician) waxes Joy.

Disclaimer: How Not To Podcast episodes aren't airing in the order of recording.  Otherwise we'd be doing it right, and we can't have that, now, can we?

Find out the Who, What, Why, When, and How of the all-new "How Not to Podcast" launching 2020!