So I need to know Traveler, do you wear pants. If so why the fuck are you wearing pants. Maybe we should just let loose and feel the breeze between the knees? This episode was inspired by one of our original and most loyal supporters of the podcast, may she find the most comfortable and cozy pants on this earth. Please Tweet at Iwriteok to help get Nathaniel on the Behind the Bastards Podcast!

Traveler, we got new intro, we got a new ending, we got new sponsors all just to attempt to please you and get in you good graces, because in the end we love you. You know what you do when your in love? Butt stuff, not just butt stuff, but freak alien butt stuff. That’s right, today we are talking about the planned invasion of Groom Lake, area 51 baby. Its going to get freakkkkay.

Hello Traveler today me and Dragon break some heavy news. As you know this podcast has broken major conspiracies before. This time we dive right in to discover the nefarious nature of Lima Beans. Thats right as we once again know all hope is lost we are screwed. All hope is gone once again but don’t worry there is hope dragon back at it with his bad dragon power to tell you the TRUTH.

Sigh I am sorry Traveler for what you are about to experience. To begin season two we decided to start light with the topic of What Makes A good Sandwich, it ended in a dumpster fire. In this episode we chat with two guest about morphing this podcast into a True Crime one, we discuss is a hot dog a sandwich, and of course give our thanks to the Jewish people.

Hey everyone Nathaniel here, take a look at the most recent interview I did on The Descent Into Illumination, TBH this is just a test if I can use another hosting site for this podcast.

Well traveler we never thought we would be coming back but we are, begin to expect a Bi Weekly out put later this month! For now take a look into Nathaniel’s Second Project The Descent Into Illumination.

Once again traveler we are back. Today we continue along with our fitness and religious series! We are looking at the major reasons behind the first and longest running vegan, Satan! Why is Satan a vegan, what promoted their conversion, and of course how are witches involved! As always thank you to BAMF for the music and visit our web page at: http://howstuffworksprobably.blubrry.net/

Traveler, well it has been a while. This is AWKWARD; just messing around it is beautiful to see your amazing self again. Sense returning from an journey of searching for esoteric knowledge and legal prostitution to Taiwan, Nathaniel wants some of the big questions answered. So we are going to probably figure out how the universe works, is it from a spider named Paul and all her eggs? Or is it from a kitten named Paul and her ball of yarn please submit your answers to our email ([email protected])!!!!

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Music Credit: beyondsound.com & Peter Rudenko