Going to the morbidly obese doctor is never easy, parole officers love watching people pee, David escapes from Facebook, Facebook escapes from scrutiny and it's not censorship or anything, Matt dares to dream his "MTV Cribs" episode, we're pitching surface-to-air fastballs, and Stephen follows a mosh pit to tell jokes to crust punks in a storage locker.RUN. ON. SENTENCES!

Stephen can't name a song by bass line alone, Matt can't cook chicken, and David drops knowledge about sunglasses.

On this episode, we have host of the Tampa Improv Open Mic and Matt Williams's future ex-husband, Jeff Rae.

Jeff has some weight loss tips, we come up with a new fair food, and Disney knocks down the statues of our collective childhoods.

David is almost free of going to the Big and Tall store, James Bond transitions, sanitation workers get let go, people who get awards are all probably monsters, and Matt learns all about boofin'.

Stephen watches sea lions get fed. David has headshots done and goes fishing with green pumpkins. And we all learn a little bit about pirate rap.

This week, David's away, so we had Jorge Gonzalez on to attempt to fill those shoes as we grilled our guest, Bobby Kady. Matt, Bobby, and Jorge are talking sports injuries. Matt plays soccer with some neighborhood youth. Also, Stephen has a very stressed scalp and Jorge's balls are all messed up.

We have one of the hosts of "Wigs and Wit", Jeff Klein, on to talk about the time he was most drunk. David recounts the time he busted his nose. Matt brings us back to the time he broke his leg. And Stephen explains his recent dental surgery. Oh, and we're LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE from a kava bar, Steep Station, in St Petersburg, FL!

All actors look the same to David, whether they're from Israel or India. Stephen explains the nuance of the Criterion Collection's "Tomcats" with Jerry O'Connell. Also, Stephen has a run-in with the Facebook Gestapo. David has an oops moment at a blood test and his thyroid don't need NO man!Oh, also, Matt commits a critical faux pas hosting at a club.

We finally cracked the case of how Randy Johnson is responsible for all the world's tragedies. Matt watches a comedian make fun of a mentally challenged relative. David explains everything we need to know about DMX. And Stephen gets right pissed about foreign currency.

David gets to be a bodyguard for a Kennedy, Matt watches hilarious driving school wackiness, and Stephen can't get his glasses made because apparently the features of his face are a state secret.And apparently New Port Richey is getting a comedy hall of fame. You'll never guess what you can sign the guestbooks with.