Stephen goes to a LAN party where people do some wild file sharing, Matt's friend can't entrap pedophiles despite his good looks, and David explains what it means to go space docking.

David explains a dream he had that sounds like a sadder version of "The Big Lebowski". Stephen eats a knock off Taco Bell meal at a hipster vegan restaurant. And Matt meets the Possum Man, friend of the late, great Mitch Hedberg.And we stand strongly against bee slavery.

Sofia Sanchez is in studio to talk about Jiu Jitsu, weaning herself off of watching porn, living in Asheville, and performing in kava rooms. David reminisces about a wound that almost took him out of seeing a 98 Degrees concert. We talk about the derangement of Ybor. Matt plays a "Roadhouse" drinking game. And we all feel bad for rural Spider-Man.

We have Matt Carter, host of the Flying Boat Brewing Open Mic, to answer all your culinary questions. We scout the next football legend, we talk about being a hard worker and on that grind life 24/7 (other inspirational BS), and Stephen tells the legend of the immortal busboy.

We're chatting about blasms and how to avoid them, our experiences on the Oregon Trail, Matt pitches a new City Slickers and explains how he told jokes at a house party like a real raconteur, David plans to get whipped into shape on the Biggest Loser.Oh, and something about a meat baby. That also came up.

Get some treatment at the animal hospital. Also, Matt is a stuntman and probably dangerous for your health. There's other stuff, but you should probably subscribe to hear it.

Stephen witnesses some wild stuff in a Chick-Fil-A, David R. Kelly-splains R&B to us, we all are puzzled by the news, a drug sniffing dog parties a little too hard on an EDM cruise, and we realize it takes a special kind of weirdo to work for the TSA during a shutdown.Oh, and Davey beats the skins like no ones business.

Stephen is a total klutz, Matt can't remember who Jerry Lewis is, and David is dealing with a wicked case of the sads. Also, comics are jukeboxes, a politician said no-no words, and how many dollar signs on UrbanSpoon indicate a restaurant is too good for us.

Matt proposes a business plan that can't possibly have legal complications. We imagine a new career for Pitbull. David's mad that Italians can't pronounce their own words. And, of course, Nick Cannon is the savior of us all.

On this episode, we solve this border wall issue once and for all. It may or may not involve avocados.