How to Get Through Hell on Earth without Drinking a Keg or Kicking a Garden Gnome

How to Get Through Hell on Earth without Drinking a Keg or Kicking a Garden Gnome

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  • Part 1 | Chapter 8: Ninth and C

    Hallelujah! Big John and I finally got out of living in seedy hotels and into our very own apartment. It was at Ninth Street and Avenue C in the heart of Alphabet City. And it turns out that it may have been something I was way too quick to celebrate. Eek!

    14 min
  • Part 1 | Chapter 7: Porno Ice Cream

    Because drinking beer and staring out the window all day didn't earn any money, I got my first paying job in NYC. It was at an ice cream shop where I learned a few lessons about airheads, nail hygiene and the proper measurement for chocolate sprinkles.

    12 min
  • Part 1 | Chapter 6: Two Men and a Bathtub

    Ooops. Appears my guardian angel had the day off when I ran into these two dudes. I still get the heebie-jeebies just thinking about this dastardly duo. Enjoy!  

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    • ‘RYN HAS A CONTAGIOUS ENTHUSIASM FOR LIFE’

      Hire Ryn to speak at your next event, sharing how you can transform even the greatest hell into something that helps you grow and soar.

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      • 8 min
      • Part 1 | Chapter 5: Two Men and a Dog

        Every one of us has a guardian angel (or 30). Mine was definitely looking out for me when I crossed paths with these two guys and a dog during my early days in New York City.

        GET THE BOOK

        “Inspiring and concrete story of how to live joyous and free life”

        Get the book “How to Get Through Hell on Earth Without Drinking a Keg or Kicking a Garden Gnome.”

        • Buy on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Through-Without-Drinking-Kicking-Garden-ebook/dp/B0BTWS6Q3W
        • ‘RYN HAS A CONTAGIOUS ENTHUSIASM FOR LIFE’

          Hire Ryn to speak at your next event, sharing how you can transform even the greatest hell into something that helps you grow and soar.

          • Schedule a call: https://calendly.com/ryngargulinski/strategy-session-with-ryn-gargulinski-15-mins-bookcoach
          • 20 min
          • Part 1 | Chapter 4: Skinheads and Fake Tattoos

            You know those people who go around looking for trouble - and if they don't find it, they create it? Well, I met some of those one fine night on Avenue B. Find out what happens (and why I'm still alive).

            GET THE BOOK

            “Inspiring and concrete story of how to live joyous and free life”

            Get the book “How to Get Through Hell on Earth Without Drinking a Keg or Kicking a Garden Gnome.”

            • Buy on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Through-Without-Drinking-Kicking-Garden-ebook/dp/B0BTWS6Q3W
            • ‘RYN HAS A CONTAGIOUS ENTHUSIASM FOR LIFE’

              Hire Ryn to speak at your next event, sharing how you can transform even the greatest hell into something that helps you grow and soar.

              • Schedule a call: https://calendly.com/ryngargulinski/strategy-session-with-ryn-gargulinski-15-mins-bookcoach
              • 8 min
              • Part 1 | Chapter 3: One Man and a Puppy

                The bowels of New York City can't be all that bad if there's a puppy involved, right? Find out. Here's where you'll also learn how to get out of kissing a scrawny squatter without making him mad.

                GET THE BOOK

                “Inspiring and concrete story of how to live joyous and free life”

                Get the book “How to Get Through Hell on Earth Without Drinking a Keg or Kicking a Garden Gnome.”

                • Buy on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Through-Without-Drinking-Kicking-Garden-ebook/dp/B0BTWS6Q3W
                • ‘RYN HAS A CONTAGIOUS ENTHUSIASM FOR LIFE’

                  Hire Ryn to speak at your next event, sharing how you can transform even the greatest hell into something that helps you grow and soar.

                  • Schedule a call: https://calendly.com/ryngargulinski/strategy-session-with-ryn-gargulinski-15-mins-bookcoach
                  • 14 min
                  • Part 1 | Chapter 2: New York City - 1988

                    Whoa. Ever wish you could just run away from it all? Well, I did. Landing in New York City in 1988. Here's a look at what happens when an angry suburban teen ends up in the homeless mecca known as Tompkins Square Park.

                    GET THE BOOK

                    “Inspiring and concrete story of how to live joyous and free life”

                    Get the book “How to Get Through Hell on Earth Without Drinking a Keg or Kicking a Garden Gnome.”

                    • Buy on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Through-Without-Drinking-Kicking-Garden-ebook/dp/B0BTWS6Q3W
                    • ‘RYN HAS A CONTAGIOUS ENTHUSIASM FOR LIFE’

                      Hire Ryn to speak at your next event, sharing how you can transform even the greatest hell into something that helps you grow and soar.

                      • Schedule a call: https://calendly.com/ryngargulinski/strategy-session-with-ryn-gargulinski-15-mins-bookcoach
                      • 9 min
                      • Part 1: The Downfall | Chapter 1: Now What?

                        Welcome to what was once my messed-up life. Anyone who has ever felt like a total outcast will definitely relate to this chapter. Here you'll get the skinny on the bumbled beginnings of my drinking career -- at age 14. Here's where the downfall begins. 

                        GET THE BOOK

                        “Inspiring and concrete story of how to live joyous and free life”

                        Get the book “How to Get Through Hell on Earth Without Drinking a Keg or Kicking a Garden Gnome.”

                        • Buy on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Through-Without-Drinking-Kicking-Garden-ebook/dp/B0BTWS6Q3W
                        • ‘RYN HAS A CONTAGIOUS ENTHUSIASM FOR LIFE’

                          Hire Ryn to speak at your next event, sharing how you can transform even the greatest hell into something that helps you grow and soar.

                          • Schedule a call: https://calendly.com/ryngargulinski/strategy-session-with-ryn-gargulinski-15-mins-bookcoach
                          • 20 min

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