HTM Undressed

We playing ball out in SpreadQuarters. Parish reps are calling the line, both dressed and undressed. Masvidal is available this weekend, only six days notice. Cam Newton continues to be Cam Newton. Craig chimes in with a whole lotta, including NASCAR results from the Brickyard 400. The PARISH Weather Report is alive...

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Friday night in SpreadQuarters. Expect some characters, but we didn't expect so many damn Canadians.

Friday night in SpreadQuarters always brings a little observable talent. That is like the nicest way to put it. The floor is open for holders all over to call in and give us their best shot at rapping or singing. Other than that, Trainwreck chimes in from the a bar in the french quarter wasted. Gagzilla sends us some mail, and Canada won't stop calling.

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We looking to set records in SpreadQuarters with the absurd amount of characters calling into the greatest city in the world. Can't blame them, everybody deserves a moment. Toomie still shots, and some hero ranked his 371 favorite pornstars. Hang up after hang up in SQ.

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Undressed is back after a body shaking 2 1/2 days away from SpreadQuarters. We got a solid amount of mail on the plate. Latest mayo and Cam Newton deserves respect when it comes to this Stidham situation. UFC FOTY is from the hands of a Lafayette man, Dustin Poirier. Lastly, Craig loss me $250 dollars messing around with these races...

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The jar got stirred enough in Holders United on NOT Whopper Wednesday... Started with a tragic experience at the once called king. We have feuds developing already for our 2 1/2 idea to have yats step in the ring and 16oz gloves. Also, Matt Ryan tells another foolish lie for no good reason. 

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The traditional sock hop from in the parish got brought up in a blog on the mayo website. Devin also dives into red bean rankings, Jimmy Kimmel being a complete fugazi, and Craig checks in for a dega report.

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Father's Day in SpreadQuarters. I can't find my kids with a search warrant. Craig has aspirations on Bernie Mac and Wesley Snipes being apart of his hypothetical family. Eric tries to change the whole game, and Trent gives us an update on his plants. Megan Fox vs. Michael Bay.

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Grab a big ole wide bowl of popcorn. My work in SpreadQuarters as an investigator has concluded. We now know exactly who sent the flowers to Ambassador Ashlan in the Holders United group on Facebook. In fact, the culprit took it to Undressed to call in and announce the shot had been taken... We also tell the story of a 6'6 NFL Tight End who was sucker punched in South Dakota. Devin's struggles with UFC wagers continues...

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Waffles or Pancakes? It's a topic that many will spill it over. Pancakes were like Hulk Hogan to me, just didn't do the trick. OH, this is episode 69. Let that sink in ya waffle indentions.

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