HTM Undressed

Chuck from Kansas, along with neutralgrounded nostalgic apparel, sent us some killer mail to SpreadQuarters. But, Chuck had us scratching our head with one thing he sent. AD was sent to google a year ago today, and Craig doesn't know how to spell Wendy Peffercorn.

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I nearly cry when a holder brings back Madonna and Duran Duran memories, jeez. Craig is tailing Alvin Kamara and actually gets a response. Zephyrs games were not that tight. Grab ya mayo and get in here. Unfiltered Sports Entertainment live from SpreadQuarters.

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Live from SpreadQuarters. We are now taking calls from all con artists. I got kids calling into the show trying to impersonate other regular human being callers. Everybody throwing their favorite bag of chips at me, Craig gives us the blatant insight on NASCAR and his very knowledgable experience on recreational juice usage. Zion made the 2K cover, and did 1000 better things than we could've expected out of AD. Chase is getting absolutely screwed in this paw patrol deal. HOLD IT.

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HTM Undressed turned Jerry Springer. I got a situation on my hands with a fellow loyal holder, or so we have been thinking. Craig is on one, no doubt about it. Reggie Bush confirmed back at USC, which means we remember the good days. Lastly, has anyone spoken to Jerry Jones? Jeez, how did that guy hide in a hole?

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Yooo, you may wanna take a nice and comfortable seat. We got the Fortune 500 trivial sweepstakes on the plate. Billy McFarland, Steven Seagal, Shia LeBeouf, and Ronnie from Jersey Shore have all approached you with some absurd investors. You get majority stake, but gotta deal with one of those cats. Craig chimes in for some boudin literature as well. Joe's stoned or something, calls in 30 minutes late.

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Live from SpreadQuarters on The Lord's Day. Also, on Allen Iverson's birthday. The answer turns 45, Jason David leaves my guest wide open, and Conor McGregor needs to go sit at a bench in a park. Drew Barrymore or Jennifer Aniston? Adam Sandler Duo Awards.

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People marching on Carrollton shout absurdities at the greatest human to ever step foot on New Orleans concrete. That is my opinion, what is yours? Come on in the waters fine and I didn't lose a single follower yesterday. Drew Brees situation, Myles Brennan food plan, and Dick Vitale is here to get a Louisiana icon as well. 

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Come on in the waters fine. Mayo has been silent in observance for what we are demanding to be resolved. We did decide to sneak out the window for a late night in SpreadQuarters. Craig has been watching a ton of Mortal Kombat Youtube videos. Carole Baskin found a way to suck on a silent day, and Trainwreck checks in for a plate of hurricane power rankings. Good ole time from the greatest city in the world.

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Unfiltered Sports Entertainment is here, and so is J.R. Smith. Fresh after seeing him whoop the ever living juice outta some window smasher, we debate the best version of J.R. Bristol update w/Craig, and we throw it back to the greatest mixtape tour ever made. Live from SpreadQuarters, darlin.

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Live from the greatest city in the world. Holders blowing up phone lines to let us know the weirdest dude that comes to mind on Wednesday. Colin Cowherd makes another huge mistake in May. Baseball in New Orleans sounds really tight. Unfiltered sports entertainment operating outta SpreadQuarters.

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