The Fiasco Family urges people to show kindness to those who’ve fled the infection zone and advises not seeking riches in the evacuated Peninsula.

The Fiasco Family would like to state for the record that they are not aware of any vampire dumping ground in Detroit, Michigan, despite what you may have seen in Only Lovers Left Alive.

The Fiasco Family invites you to a fake seance, with real ghosts, in Ed Wood Jr’s Night of the Ghouls.

The Fiasco Family has its skeletons, but they’re pretty sure they don’t have any vampires. Not even a borderline one like Martin.

The Fiasco Family dislodged a four-leaf clover from a box in their new basement, but the previous owner swore they didn’t leave behind a Leprechaun.

The Fiasco Family admits that they have a taste for style-over-coherence vampire movies, and feel that Kill, Baby…Kill! does the job quite nicely.

The Fiasco Family advises that bands looking for a break do not attempt human sacrifice. It’s messy and causes a lot of complications for Jennifer’s Body.

The Fiasco Family recommends conducting research on unpopulated islands, lest you cause trouble for the locals, as exampled in Island of Terror.

The Fiasco Family might not seem very skilled, but they believe that the collective effort demonstrated in The Host is what can defeat the monster of bickering.

The Fiasco Family loves North America’s only venomous lizard, so they’re pretty okay with Gila!