The Fiasco Family goes to the circus and decides that clowns are jerks. Mean jerks.

The Fiasco Family would like to say that they swear better films than Just Before Dawn are coming.

The Fiasco Family would just like to say that it was impossible to resist the title I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle.

The Fiasco Family returns to college, only to die every night and come back to try again. It’s a spoiler-rich microsode for the recent horror film Happy Death Day (2017).

So some heirs are brought to the mansion of their weird dead relative... This isn’t The Cat and the Canary, it just really wants to cash in on it. It’s The Ghoul (1933), and it’s a pleasant little rip-off.

There’s been a death in the Fiasco Family, and someone has taken the deceased’s skull! Oh, wait. It’s all just a part of The Four Skulls of Jonathan Drake (1959).

The Fiasco Family visit a lovely seaside village, where the men are boys and the women are… taking care of them. It’s all part of natural Evolution (2015).

The Fiasco Family crashes a swinging hippie pad to hear Robert Quarry preach the Vampire Gospels. It’s not Count Yorga, it’s Deathmaster (1972).

The Fiasco Family could receive a large inheritance if they can hold on to their sanity. Whelp, at least they still get to watch The Cat and the Canary (1927).

The Fiasco Family loves vampires, and we especially love actors that are classier than their productions. Exhibit B is William Marshall in Blacula (1972).