The Fiasco Family believes in scientific advancement, but advises against trying to market psychic phenomena like The Stone Tape.

The Fiasco Family tries to be kind about not liking Red State very much at all.

The Fiasco Family would like to review Seizure (1974) by its alternate title Queen of Evil because it’s a much cooler name and it’s getting harder to find movies that start with Q.

The Fiasco Family urges people to show kindness to those who’ve fled the infection zone and advises not seeking riches in the evacuated Peninsula.

The Fiasco Family would like to state for the record that they are not aware of any vampire dumping ground in Detroit, Michigan, despite what you may have seen in Only Lovers Left Alive.

The Fiasco Family invites you to a fake seance, with real ghosts, in Ed Wood Jr’s Night of the Ghouls.

The Fiasco Family has its skeletons, but they’re pretty sure they don’t have any vampires. Not even a borderline one like Martin.

The Fiasco Family dislodged a four-leaf clover from a box in their new basement, but the previous owner swore they didn’t leave behind a Leprechaun.

The Fiasco Family admits that they have a taste for style-over-coherence vampire movies, and feel that Kill, Baby…Kill! does the job quite nicely.

The Fiasco Family advises that bands looking for a break do not attempt human sacrifice. It’s messy and causes a lot of complications for Jennifer’s Body.