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  • The most HATED celebrities of 2024

    How these celebrities have RUINED their image and become UNBEARABLE!

    00:00 - 3:54 Diddy 

    3:54 Ellen and how she could be an emotionally abusive wife 

    8:58 Meghan Markle & Prince Harry

    19:17 Jada Pinkett-Smith 

    26:15 Kim & Kanye

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    39 min
  • We’re confused. Beyonce beats Taylor Swift as Billboard’s #1 artist of the 21st Century?!

    Beyonce beats Taylor Swift after her Cowboy Carter album fell flat and Taylor laps everyone in terms of ticket sales and chart topping hits? We're confused - not to mention the timing of this accolade is a bit suspicious.

    00:00 - 12:50 Beyonce is #1 but does she deserve to beat Taylor Swift?

    12:50 - Rihanna at number 3

    17:10 - Drake 

    21:30 - Why drake will win his rap beef with Kendrick Lamar

    23:40 - Kendrick Lamar vs Andrew Schulz

    25:00 - Lady Gaga

    30:30 - Britney Spears

    32:50 - Kanye West

    38:10 - Justin Bieber

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    49 min
  • My SISTER wears NOTHING but a SHIRT when my HUSBAND's around!! AITA ?!

    We are so grateful for over 3k subs!! Thank you for supporting our channel and dreams and lives!!! Join the humpday fam and subscribe :) 

    Let's ring in the new year by looking at messy people's lives so we feel better about our own! 

    We pick some reddit aita posts and give our advice.

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    00:00 - 2:43 - 1 Year of Marriage Recap

    2:43 - Am I the A hole for giving my fiancé his ring back?

    14:34 - Am I the A hole for thinking my sister is in love with my husband?

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    28 min
  • Did the Wicked Cast have a 3some?! (Ariana explores her sexuality)

    Ariana has a long history of announcing relationships with men suspiciously soon after they leave their previous significant others. The most recent and flagrant example is her current boyfriend, Ethan Slater, her Wicked Co-Star. We see through all the attempts she is making to not only distance herself from this scandal, but to regain her "girls girl" reputation - a key pillar in her brand and likeability.

    00:00 - 3:00 What makes Wicked a satisfying film

    3:00 - How Arianna Grande's affair with a married man is going to affect her brand

    4:25 - Why Peter Dinklage is responsible for breaking up Ethan Slater's marriage

    6:30  - The root cause the the bizarre and cringe interviews  taking place

    8:00 -  Are the leads secretly gay for each other? Cynthia Erivo is gay for Ariana Grande?

    14:50 - Shocking new details: What was Really going on behind the scenes of filming?!

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    34 min
  • UPDATE on Kourtney & Justin Bieber's secret kid together (Hayley wont allow him near Kourtney now)

    00:00 - 5:34 the list of Kourtney’s controversies 

    5:34 why Kourtney’s kids are repulsed by her relationship with Travis Barker 

    8:18 Justin Bieber is the real father to her son Rain 

    11:25 how Justin Bieber secretly plans to raise the child 

    13:30 why the Kardashians will never learn from their mistakes or understand why the are horrendous people

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    21 min
  • Chappell Roan is under attack! Why the media HATES her

    Today we dive into the femininomenonal ascent of Chappell Roan and the media's attempt to take her down. When celebrities don't 'fall in line' the machine gets worried and desperate. Our sapphic queen is doing everything she can not to become the next Britney Spears. 

    We also talk about our favorite new halloween flick "The Substance" starring Demi Moore, Margaret Qualley and Dennis Quaid.

    P.S. HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM THE ROSSELLI'S AKA NINJA TURTLES

    Timestamps

    00:00 - 1:30 Chappell Roan’s Austin Concert review (ACL) 
    1:30 - Why Chappell Roan is under attack 
    5:39 - Why Chappell Roan setting boundaries with paparazzi is a major shot fired at the music/entertainment industry 
    8:40 How she is on track become the next Britney Spears, in a bad way. 
    12:45 Why it is so important for the entertainment industry to be able to control Chappell Roan ?
    15:31 what makes Chappell Roan’s social media presence miles ahead of all other pop stars and A-listers 
    18:30 Is Chappell Roan queer bating? 
    26:00 our movie review of the substance

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    30 min
  • WTF is going on with Zach Efron & Sylvester Stallone's Faces?

    From Drake to Zach Efron to Sylvester Stallone, it seems like men are ruining their faces just as quickly as women. #Pillowface is taking its hold of hollywood's hottest men!

    We all recognize the damaging effects of today's beauty standards on women, which are often unattainable. Until recently, men haven't faced the same pressures. However, these unrealistic ideals are now influencing men as well, causing even naturally attractive men to feel compelled to undergo surgical enhancements to meet the male standard.

    Procedures like Botox, facelifts, fillers, buccal fat removal, as well as grooming practices like fake tanning and anti-aging skincare, are becoming increasingly popular among men. This raises an important question: is this trend truly necessary? Could it lead to male beauty standards becoming as problematic for men as they are for women? Let’s hope that doesn’t happen!

    0:00 - 4:41 Why plastic surgery for men is more embarrassing to be transparent about

    4:41 - The 2 types of male celebrities

    6:30 - Zach Efron's laughable coverup for getting plastic surgery

    11:25 Why Drake's imposter syndrome led him to do plastic surgery

    15:00 - Why men who are into plastic surgery give women the ick

    19:41 Why do the British get so much plastic surgery once they become famous in america?

    22:00 The Mt. Rushmore of plastic surgery

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    24 min
  • Is Tay Tay Gay?! Travis Kelce is Taylor Swift's 'Beard'?! Leaked relationship contract and drama with Blake Lively

    Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce 'exaggerate' their love in public amid unexpected 'leaked love contract' that allegedly states that they are to breakup on September 28th. We speculate that Travis and Taylor are now ramping up their love to dispel rumors and cover up for the contract. Is Travis ultimately a coverup for her real relationship with Blake Lively? Is Ice Spice his real lover? Travis Kelce's PR firm calls lawyers after a document with the exact date for Taylor Swift breakup goes viral, adding fuel to the alleged 'gaylor' rumours.

    0:00 - 2:10 Why Travis and Taylor both look done with their relationship

    2:10 - Why Taylor Swift might be gay

    9:00 - Hollywood is full of secretly gay actors. What is a 'beard'?

    12:45 Why wouldn't Taylor Swift come out?

    18:53 Blake Lively is being smeared by a male feminist. In defense of Blake Lively

    #Blakelively #taylorswift #traviskelce

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    29 min
  • Ballerina to Babymaker: Ballerina Farm Controversy (Hannah Speaks Out!)

    How "trad" can an instagram billionaire be? Ballerina Farm, a tradwife Tik Tok account with over 20 million followers is being exposed and slandered by a New York Times interview. The article states that just 2 years being selected as one of the top 13 ballerinas in america and accepted into the Juilliard ballet school, Hannah Neeleman was preyed upon by her husband, inheritor of Jet Blue airplanes who married her less than a year after meeting. She has given up her dreams to become a wife of 8 children with no childcare assistance. Is this a happy life or a handmaid's tale situation? We dive into the details and Hannah's response!

    00:00 - 1:55 Ballerina farms controversy 

    1:55 Why people without kids resent people with families

    4:00 Gen-z thinks how they met was creepy and millennials think it was romantic. Who’s right?

    6:00 New York Times did a hit piece on large families 

    10:00 The emergence of the Neo trad wife 

    15:00 Why daycare is the worse thing you can do for a child 

    19:00 The side hustle of stay at home parents 

    20:00 You don’t need to sacrifice career for a family here is how you do it

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    36 min
  • Katy Perry's New Feminist Anthem Flop and Failed Comeback (She's Blaming Her Team)

    Katy Perry released a new feminist anthem called "Woman's World" as her comeback single and turned her back on Kesha (Ke$ha) by producing it with Dr.Luke. We talk about this wild move and decision and the controversies surrounding her song. It's a total flop. 

    00:00 - 4:30 How did Katie Perry jump the shark and go beyond Cringe?


    4:30 the main reason why Katie Perry failed  to capture her previous glory 

     9:00 why an outdated Millenial Message won’t work on Gen -Z

    11:00 why “hate watching” is the new “ bad press is good press” for artists

    15:30 Why the Kardashians may have negatively influenced Katie Perry

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    20 min

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