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  • Angelina Jolie ā€œPittsā€ her children against Brad and SUES him for $250M: Daughter, Shiloh changes her last name to remove Pitt and keep Jolie!

    Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's separation has turned downright nasty! Angelina Jolie has a vendetta against Brad Pitt and has been slowly manipulating their children to separate from him going so far as removing Pitt from their last name, fabricating rumours and accusing her ex-husband of seizing their shared estate in France.Ā 

    Two of the richest actors in the world, with Pitt's worth reported at $300 million and Jolie $120 million. The power couple has turned sour. We dive into Jolie's past and her history of man-hating behaviour. Is she doing the same thing to Brad as she did to her own father?Ā 

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    37 min
  • Kylie Jenner CRIES over new face, Charli XCX Vs. Taylor Swift Feud & Justin Timberlake ruins a cop's life

    Kylie Jenner regrets her botched surgery but continues deny that she had any - it's just fillers! The Taylor Swift and Charli XCX Fight is Worse Than We Thought! Is Taylor Swift greedy for releasing her 13th version of Tortured Poets Society? Justin Timberlake is ruining the cop who arrested him's life!


    00:00 - 12:36 Kylie Jenner breakdown over criticisms of her new face. She's upset people are holding her to the unrealistic beauty standard SHE and her Kardashian sisters set! Has mother Kris Jenner destroyed the confidence of this Kardashian family and women across America?Ā 

    12:36 - Justin Timberlake's PR stunt over his DUI is going viral. He is cruel for going after the cop who arrested him.

    23:24 Taylor Swift vs Charli XCX - Charli ALMOST makes it to #1 in the UK but Taylor Swift blocks her from it!


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    36 min
  • The Downfall of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson: He's becoming hated. Why?

    The Rock's once perfect reputation is spiralling down. Why are lifelong fans are turning on him? More gross allegations are coming out since his appearance on the Joe Rogan Podcast. We discuss his on set diva behaviour, Maui Fundraiser scandal, his new tacky product line, and his WWE appearance.Ā 

    00:00 - 00:57 why Dwayne the ad Johnson just as cringe as JLo and Kim Kardashian

    3:05 The Rock's humiliation ritualĀ 

    4:00 The shocking allegations of the Rock’s disgusting behaviour on set and why they aren’t a hit piece and most likely are true

    8:44 The Rock’s beauty line is a flop and might be worse that anything the Kardashians have peddled to the publicĀ 

    11:54 why the Rock’s downfall hurts his loyal wresting fans and his movie fansĀ 

    15:00 why the Rock is the biggest male diva in Hollywood

    21:00 why the Rock is so dedicated to being that jacked into his 50’sĀ 

    24:35 why celebrities need to decide weather to be an artist or a brand and why they get rejected if they try to be both

    27:25 the problem with the film industry and why the future generation of actors might be the best we have ever seen.

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    31 min
  • The self destruction of Jennifer Lopez - Why every celeb is refusing to work with her!

    Jlo hasn't cared about anyone but herself, and it's finally biting her in the bum. Never have people been so giddy about a celeb's downfall until now. Today, we get into why her 2010 mentality and approach to fame doesn't work anymore - in fact, it totally backfired.Ā 

    00:00 - 1:30 introĀ 

    1:30Ā  the real reason why fans didn’t buy tickets to Jennifer Lopez’s tour and why her PR team can no longer cover up for her blatant liesĀ 

    5:30 how J.Lo used Ben’s kids basketball game as a publicity stunt for herself and how it shows paparazzi are becoming irrelevantĀ 

    10:30 why J.Lo id painfully cringe in interviews and how she is stuck in the time she got famousĀ 

    14:21 why are Ben and Jennifer still together?

    16:40: what is fueling the rumours that this is a fake relationshipĀ 

    23:05 whyĀ  people don’t aspire to be movie stars anymore


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    29 min
  • The REAL reason why Harvey Weinstein's rape conviction was overturned w/ trial expert Yoshi

    Did Harvey Weinstein get off scott free? New York's highest court has just overturned his 2020 conviction for sexual assault and rape, stating an "unfair trial". Sure... this could be the technical reason, but we suspect a few other reasons behind the scenes.Ā 

    This was a landmark ruling for the #metoo movement and set a precedent for the entire entertainment industry... one that they can't quite hold themselves to. Bill Cosby's out, everyone's getting out. Why now?

    Our guest today is trial expert and stand up comedian, Yoshi Obayashi,Ā  who you may have seen on the Joe Rogan Experience podcast and Your Mom's House (YMH Studios) with Christina P and Tom Segura. He's attended dozens of major trials, including Harvey Weinstein's trial back inn 2020 and Ghislaine Maxwell's case involving Epstein.Ā 

    0:00 - 9:00 Yoshi was at the trail of Harvey Weinstein and Danny Masterson. He explains the scandal behind the scenes.Ā 

    9:00 - Is Harvey Weinstein blackmailing people to get out of jail?Ā 

    14:20 Why we are no longer getting seduced by the Hollywood dream

    17:20 People who have been accused of SA have an escape plan

    19:35 The corrupt reason why Bill Cosby got out of his conviction

    21:03 Yoshi's first hand view of Ghislaine Maxwell's testimony and how it affected her sentencing

    24: 00 What made Ghislaine soo seductive to her clients and victims

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    31 min
  • Why the Entertainment industry is in the biggest financial CRISIS we've ever seen. They're BROKE!

    Is Taylor Swift is the only celebrity with ACTUAL MONEY? She's bankrolling the entire industry at this point. Cardi B has come out and said that the music industry and the economy is broke and that A list stars are competing for brand deals with... **shudder** influencers!
    Jlo can't sell tickets for tours - everyone has spent their yearly concert budget on the Era's Tour.Ā 
    The film industry is having flop after flop, latest being Jerry Seinfeld's streaming bomb "UnFrosted" featuring Amy Schumer, Jim Gaffigan and Melissa McCarthy. Marvel is losing money, Disney is losing money, and Netflix is losing money.Ā 


    Timestamps:Ā 

    00:00 - 2:00 Kim Kardashian tries to buy her way to look cool at the Tom Brady roastĀ 

    3:00 Why the Music industry is losing moneyĀ 

    8:00 Why brands are choosing to sponsor influencers over celebritiesĀ 

    11:00 #QuietLuxury and Why showing money is a dying trendĀ 

    14:00 How to brand a product the right way when you are a celebrityĀ 

    16:00 Why Sidney Sweeney is brokeĀ 

    20:20 What go woke go broke really meansĀ 

    23:20 Our review of Jerry Seinfeld’s new movie UNFROSTED


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    28 min
  • Kim Kardashian is DONE: Booed at Tom Brady Roast, Hollywood is disgusted by her

    Kim made an appearance at the Tom Brady roast and was mercilessly booed off stage! Even the elites are turning on her. Is the crowd turningĀ  a result of Taylor Swift's grip on the NFL, or a larger distain for the Kardashain family? Tony Hinchcliffe went in HARD on her and was ruthless.Ā 
    We recap Tom Brady's Netflix roast and its reawakening of REAL comedy. Tony Hinchcliffe and Nikki Glaser slayed and it seems like comedy and comedians are finally going in hard on celebrities and resisting the ultra woke and safe jokes.Ā 
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    00:00-2:30 - Why the roast of Tom Brady exposed hollywood
    2:30 - Is the Tom Brady Roast rock bottom for Kim Kardashian? Audience of hollywood elites boo her.Ā 
    8:30 - The best roasts of the night
    13:40 - How Ben Affleck's roast proved how Hollywood is out of touch with reality
    19:50 Why women find it unattractive when men are on Ozempic

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    25 min
  • The irreversible "Ozempic head" EVERY celebrity is getting...

    Celebrities, the class obsessed with thinness, have figured out how to "buy skinny" and they are sacrificing their face and long term health in doing so. The 'secret' is out, it's Ozempic - but no one is admitting to it despite dropping -40 pounds in a matter of weeks. Oprah, Kelly and Sharon Osbourne, Christina Aguilera, Shania Twain, Mindy Kaling, Adele, Kylie Jenner, Khloe Kardashian, the list goes on and on.

    What does this mean for the future of our already toxic wellness culture and obsession with thinness? Are we seeing a new "class" of thin, facelifted, frozen with botox humans? What are the side effects? Is this sustainable?


    Timestamps

    00:00 - 2:00 Kelly Osbourne said the quiet part out loud


    2:00 why Ozempic is a new type of eating disorderĀ 


    4:30 Why you should look to see what professionals are pushing OzempicĀ 


    6:25 Why the Ozempic look isn’t attractive


    9:00 The doctor problem


    13:30 List of celebrities on Ozempic


    16:30 Why this is going to be really bad from kids going through pubertyĀ 


    21:21 When is Ozempic okay to take and why there can be judgement for taking it


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    29 min
  • The Kardashian Empire is Crumbling... Kim is getting SUED, Kylie filing for BANKRUPTCY?

    The Kardashians' empire, based on stolen designs and ideas is falling? News broke this week that Kim lost over 100k followers due to Taylor's clapback track on her new album Tortured Poets Department "ThanK you aIMee". Earlier this month, Kim was sued by Anna Wintour for stealing designs for her famous SKIMS line from indie designers.
    Billionaire to broke? Kylie Jenner faces bankruptcy rumours as Kylie Cosmetics has lost over half its value and can barely pull in 3% of the revenue it used to in its hayday. Kylie is living well beyond her means and it's catching up to her - She's resorted to selling her home but no one is buying it, causing her too slash the price on it even further.Ā 

    00:00 - 5:40 Why Taylor Swift picked the perfect time to put out a diss track about KimĀ 

    5:40 Why Anna Wintour suing Kim Kardashian could mark the end of her socialite status

    16:40 Why Kylie Jenner is going brokeĀ 

    25:00 Why Kendall Jenner will be the richest Kardashian
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    28 min
  • The Death of the Celebrity "Diva" Persona

    Famous divas Jennifer Lopez, Mariah Carey and Kim Kardashian are desperately rebranding to become more down to earth as the "diva" persona is becoming obnoxious and irrelevant. Today on humpdays, we dive into Jlo's recent attempt to be relatable. Jennifer Lopez just released a new album and self-funded movie with a bunch of marketing and promotion that felt fake and forced. She is trying to convince us that she's still "Jenny from the Block" despite spending over half her life as a millionaire.Ā 

    00:00 - 2:31 Why no one can tolerate famous divas anymore
    2:31 Why Jlo pretending to be down to earth is insufferable and how it has caused her severe backlash.
    8:35 Which celebrities are actually rich and which ones are going broke and whyĀ 
    16:50 Why J-Lo could be blackmailing Ben Affleck to be with herĀ 
    24:50 Why people are shying away from being assistants to rich Divas

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    27 min

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