humpdays

It's been 4 years since lockdowns, yeah you heard that right 4 YEARS...and we're all experiencing a collective burnout. We talk mob wife aesthetic, falling out of love with the internet and compassion turning to apathy for what, 3 wars now? 


00:00 - 2:00 why people feel dead inside.  Why everything feels redundant and pointless.

2:00 why meritocracy is more important than diversity 

5:40 what is the honeymoon phase of the internet and how we have fallen out of love of being online

10:30 why we are all feeling apathetic

13:15 the number one trending term is mob wife aesthetic 

16:00 the pressure of feeling like you can never catch up

18:52 why influencers are just copying other influencers and not creating original content

21:21 why we do things for content and not art

26:56 why setting goals and watching our show is important

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Gypsy Rose is out of prison and has become an instant star! The 2 unexpected celebs on Epstein's List revealed. Miami mall creatures are on the loose & Saltburn's drain scene. 

2024 is already unhinged and we're 2 weeks in...


00:00 - 4:29 Gypsy Rose is finally free and she's getting a BBL

4:29 The biggest surprise celebrities revealed on Epsteins client list

15:30 What are the reports and video footage of monsters loose in Miami?

18:55 Is Saltburn worth watching?

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How to Make, and Keep, Friends in Adulthood. We share our theories on why loneliness is on the rise and strategies for finding connection in a lonely, disconnected world.

00: 00 - 2:00 Why Loneliness is on the rise

2:00 Making female vs male friends

 4:35 The difference between male and female relationships

5:50 What people have replaced friends with 

8:00 Easy ways we have made friends in Austin Texas 

9:50 The difference between an acquaintance and a friend

12:00 How to approach people you want to be friends with in real life

14:30 Rebecca’s most embarrassing moment approaching someone she didn’t know at a wedding

17:10 Have bachelorettes gotten out of hand?

20:00 How to keep your single friends when you are in a relationship and vice versa  

22:00 Why we had to stop asking our female guests about their biggest turn off 

23:39 4 tips on how to make friends

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Why women are paid less for sports and our super serious solutions on how to close the gender pay gap and reach pay equality in sport. 

00:34 how female athletes can become as marketable as male athletes

4:10 why people are turned off by female sports

5:00 why people are fed up with Megan Rapinoe

6:44 athletes have historically been sexy 

7:09 why people cheer for the underdog 

10:39 why the LGBTQ messaging doesn't work

14:20 why it is harder than it has ever been for hot girls to be talented

 21:12 why looks matter in men’s sports when it comes to branding

22:15  How Megan Rapinoe can fix her brand

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Exposing a near death experience started by a spoiled inheritance loaded frat member, a sorority girl who suddenly disappeared -  Today we are joined by comedian Allison Wojtowecz, who exposes her past as an unnexpected sorority member and Frat sweetheart. The pledge experience, rush week, hazing ,becoming a sweetheart, and what no one tells you about sororities. 


0:00-1:29 how Allison went viral for looking like Frankie munez and why shit post energy always goes viral

4:24 The truth about being a sweetheart in a sorority at the University of Texas UofT

8:25 How a pledge almost died from hazing

12:00 Why you are screwed if you don’t belong to a fraternity

14:00 Hazing laws at the university of Texas

16:05 Why men’s sleepovers are more homoerotic than female sleepovers

17:40 Why sorority parties are crazy and how to get invited

20:04 How to join a sorority 

20:39 The scariest moment of Allisons life 

25:50 We talk about Shakespeare but we promise it’s not boring and lame

27:00 Allison performs in drunken Shakespeare were on performer gets drunk per show 

30:00 How Allison started stand up comedy in Austin TX

31:00 How Alfie Bombed his first time on stage

36:00 How to audit your stand up set for optimal success

40:00 we finish the episode by talking all things stand up comedy. how to write, how to come up with ideas, what makes a good open mic to test out material and why anyone can do stand up comedy if they follow these tips

#horrorstories #rush #sororityrecruitment #fraternity #humpdays

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Comedian Sam Walker tells all about why he was outlawed from the infamous Just for Laughs Festival for daring to make jokes and why he had to leave Canada to pursue authentic, uncensored comedy. We discuss the very real differences between audience's "offended radar" in Canada and the USA and how to get a visa without getting a Juno. Trudeau, Matthew Perry, Trudeau's Mom, we really give'er on this episode!

He and the Danger Cats (other members include Brett Forte and Uncle Hack) have been banned from venues, stripped of opportunities and had completed gigs revoked - all for telling jokes across Alberta, Ontario and Vancouver. 

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0:00 - 2:43 Why Sam Walker has one of the most unique styles of comedy

5:10 How difficult it used to be to break into comedy from Canada and how it has completely transitioned since the pandemic

6:00 Why Canada is no longer a country

7:00 How Justin Trudeau’s mom became a woman of the night

11:34 How to get an American visa without credits from failed institutions such as just for laughs , CBS, and the Junos

 18:26 Why Just for Laughs is a dying brand

23:43  Sam gives us the scoop on the new movie he is in

25:26 Why the Danger Cat’s approach to comedy is one to aspire towards

26: 40 Why a vast amount of comedians lack social skills/ are ret@rd3d

29:24 What city in Canada is the worst for cancel culture

34:35 Why woke stand up comedy doesn’t make money for the venue

36:27 We discuss Sam’s iconic look and  Sam keeps in his fanny pack

41:02 Why you should see the world through Adam Sandlers lens

44:01 Why shows that lock up your phone are worth going too

46:00 Watch out for the Danger Cats! Why they are going to blow up in America

47:00 The rowdy girls that always come to your show

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What's more selfish? Having kids or not having kids? Today we dive into the childfree movement and weigh the pros and cons of having children. Is it ethical into have kids in this crazy, rapidly warming globe? In this Economy?! If we don't have more kids, will China win?

0:00 - 1:20  Why educated women are responsible for the declining birthrate

2:48 Is it selfish to have kids?

4:30  How to know when are you ready to have kids?

6:30 Monetizing Children & The 8 Passengers Drama

9:00 The benefits from coming from a big family

12:31 Why it’s harder to find a partner in 2023

14:45 Monogamy has changed & Esther Perel

16:35 Why dating apps are devastating for average men and women

18:00 Sex on the first date is a good idea

19:10 The economy sucks! 

20:40 What instagram has ruined 

22:30 What is the age you should have a kid

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"Ring That Goose's Neck or You're Gay!" 
We sit down with stand-up comedian, and host of the High Noon Podcast, Mason Smith. He delves into his upbringing in Arkensaw, stand up career start in Boston, divorce and why you need to follow your passion in life. 

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Timestamps:

00:00 - 00:28 we show Mason a controversial viral instagram reel and we play smash or pass

03:00 the over sexualization of the mentally challenged

5:00 the secret perverted life of Stephen hawking

7:25 do this if you want to start podcasting

9:30 why dogs get separation anxiety

11:00 why you should get a jiu jitsu trained roommate

12:00 why you should get a gun if you have a bad back

14:00 how Mason embarrassed his Dad by acting gay with a gun

16:00 we discuss Mason’s  family and upbringing

26:00 why nothing will ever be funnier than a fart

28:45 we discuss our comedy origins 

35: 50 why Mason had to get divorced in order to chase his dreams

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Is the red pill movement dead? In this week's episode we discuss why the red pill movement got so popular and why it's no longer relevant. People are over the women bashing. 

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0:00 - 0:51 why the red pill movement is dying 

3:00 how the boss babe movement happened

4:50 the name that will get you demonetized and a strike on YouTube, instagram and TikTok

5:58 the appeal of red pill guru’s

7:10 where the red pill went to far

9:15 why magazines and news paper journalism is insincere click bait material

10:17 the childless movement

12:07 why you are not a low value woman if you sleep around

17:16 why the trophy wife isn’t the goal

18:09 is it possible to have a trad wife

22:31 what happens if you don’t have kids

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Taylor Swift is collabing with the NFL and ratings are up! The REAl reason why are women remortgaging their homes to go to a Taylor Swift concert...

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00:00 - 00:37 Taylor Swift collabs with the NFL

1:34Ttravis is the new hot guy name 

2:10 Why athletes are better to date than actors or musicians 

3:01 Travis and Taylor's first date: cringe or cute?

4:01 The benefit of dating someone with a different career path

6:01 The Taylor swift effect on Kelce merchandise  

6:41 Why Taylor can save other sports

7:15 What guys are going to have to deal with now...

8:06 Will they last?

10:04 Why Taylor Swift is to women what sports is to men

12:18 Why they met unconventionally

13:20 Taylor is hot but what type of hot?

 14:08  What Taylor has in common with Kendell Jenner 

17:25 Swiftly lesbians and why Taylor should collab with target

19:27 Model hot vs Hot in real life

21:15 Why this ends with travis getting a broken heart

23:00 Why Taylor has a positive impact

24:00 Why Taylor had a Stephen King “Carrie” moment 

25:00 Why you love Taylor Swift

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