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  • Ben Shapiro Vs. Miley Cyrus, nepotism babies & the drug celebs use to get thin quick

    Ben Shapiro comes for Miley Cyrus for being single and proud. Are nepotism babies deserving of their success? What on earth is Ozempic and how fast will you lose weight if you take it? All this and more on today's episode. 

    0:00 - 2:08 what makes Miley Cyrus appeal to both men and women?
    4:08 Is the hate for nepotism babies is warranted?
    7:38  2023 beef between Miley Cyrus and Ben Shapiro 
    21:08 The secret diabetes medication that celebrities are stealing from fat people to stay thin
    25:04 The downfall of Victoria secret. What the happened?

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    31 min
  • The Secret to Asking Girls Out

    The hardest part of dating, is getting the first date. 
    In this episode, we tell you the best ways to get foot in the door. We give advice from a man's and woman's perspective on top tinder/hinge/bumble profile tips for men looking to ask a woman out, and what to say and do on the first date. 


    0:00 - 2:00 50% of men aren’t getting laid.
    4:40 - Write a good Tinder bio description
    9:07  - What pics to use in your dating profile
    14:08 - Why being honest about height and hairline isn’t a deal breaker
    17:00 - How to flirt 
    20:01 - How to move conversations from dating apps to instagram without scaring her off
    23:01 - First date ideas
    27:00 - Conversations to avoid on the first date

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    32 min
  • "Are We Dating the Same Guy?" L.A. Edition

    Megan Fox and MGK break up! You lose em’ how you get ‘em. Rebecca got accepted to another “Are we Dating the Same Guy?” Facebook group - this time in LA. We judge 3 gentlemen that stood out to us for their AUDACITY when dating. 

    0:45 Intro & MGK and Megan Fox broke up
    16:00 Guy #1 “Are we dating the same guy?” He uses his disabled kids to cheat. 
    22:40  Guy #2 Photoshopped HPV spreader. 
    32:02 Guy #3 Sparks the debate, what’s more uncomfortable, a mildly itchy vagina or wearing a condom?

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    42 min
  • Savage posts on 'Are We Dating the Same Guy?' Texas Facebook Groups

    We dive into the juiciest posts on "Are We Dating the Same Guy?" facebook groups across Texas. Dallas, Houston and Austin. Are these groups an important tool for women or a way to #metoo men unfairly? 

    0:00 - Are We Dating the Same Guy? Is this FB group a version of #metoo 
    5:00 - Why Alfie is nervous to be caught in the group
    10:00 - Juicy Post #1 
    20:24 - Guy #2 Lance and the fitness model
    23:28 - #3 Unhinged woman blasts guy
    30:37 - #4 The Sherif (our fave post)

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    37 min
  • 6 Common Reasons Couples Break Up

    Today we talk about reasons couples break up and how to avoid them. Chat GPT makes an appearance to educate us about sexual attraction.

    0:00 This is humpdays podcast
    0:55 Children
    2:25 You aren't friends with your partner
    5:00 Rushed into Marriage
    7:00 Bad Sex
    12:00 Does the Gspot Exist? feat. Chat GPT
    13:00 Lack of Communication
    15:54: Infidelity
    19:00 Non-Reciprocated Efforts

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    24 min
  • Men with Mommy Issues (featuring Chat GPT)

    Today we discuss Mommy Issues, as payback for the “Daddy Issues” episode. Our guest, chat GPT has some extreme, yet fair opinions about Mommy issues. We were surprised by how opinionated this robot is. 

    Y’all were not having it with us only investigating women with Mommy Issues, so we thought it was only fair to talk about men with mommy issues. Mainly, we go in on Prince Harry.


    0:00 - Intro
    2:40 - 3 Types of Mommy Issues
    7:08 - Rebecca spills what it’s like dating someone with mommy issues. 
    11:50 - Prince Harry’s mommy issues
    17:00 - Chat GPT’s controversial take on Mommy Issues
    23:11 -  Who Said it? Sigmund Freud or Andrew Tate?
    29:00 - 32:00 What we learned today

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    33 min
  • 2 Threesomes and an Orgy

    Our guest Kris Hall, host of podcast “Reclaim Your Radiance” spills the dirt on how she found herself in two spontaneous threesomes, and one orgy all of which started IRL. No apps required. 

    She speaks from her personal experience around boundaries and rules for approaching orgies and threesomes as a bisexual, as well as while in a relationship. She also tells the best clubs in Vancouver for those looking to dip their toes into opening their relationship. If you are a couple looking for a third, or an adventurous spirit looking for a couple, this podcast will tell all. 

    Check out her podcast, Reclaim Your Radiance, on Spotify!

    0:00 - Kris’ first 2 threesomes

    14:34 - Rules for a threesome as a couple. 

    18:30 - How to open up your relationship as a bisexual

    20:30 - The Orgy, Kris’ Orgy experience


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    28 min
  • GIRLS WITH DADDY ISSUES EXPLAINED (and how to date them)

    We dive into explaining how to spot a woman with daddy issues, why they behave the way that they do, and how to date them. Daddy issues are very common and there's a lot of stigma and judgement around women with daddy issues but there are perks that we dive into.

    If there's anything we missed - let us know in the comments

    0:00 - 1:39 Intro
    2:28 - What are Daddy Issues?
    5:07 - The 2 Types of Daddy Issues
    8:26 - The Difference Between Modern Women and Women with Daddy Issues
    14:41 - Signs to look out for
    17:09 - The benefits of dating a woman with daddy issues
    20:01 - How to date them

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    25 min
  • New Years Resolutions and is Andrew Tate Innocent?

    This humpday, we talk about our New Years resolutions. Why some people stick to their resolutions and why some fail. 

    We also determine if Andrew Tate is guilty using forensic investigative techniques and spill the beans on what we think about the guy as a human being.


    0:00 Back from Florida, New Year New Us
    1:32 Our New Years Resolutions/ How to set successful New Years Resolutions 
    12:01 Setting Couple Goals & Our Vision Boards
    14:32 How Andrew Tate Blew Up
    19:08 Is Andrew Tate Good or Bad?

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    30 min
  • Why men with neck tattoos (and a lot of money) can't keep a woman

    Hot Take: Men with neck tattoos are insecure.

    Our first solo episode in our new home in Austin Texas (Ye-Haw). We unpack the recent scandals and separations in celebrity culture: Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson and Adam Levine.

    Do you think we are being too harsh? Or is this totally a thing?

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    19 min

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