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Kylie puts her foot in her mouth this time... The Kardashians have made another desperate attempt to be "relatable", claiming they regret their implants and would never allow their daughters to get plastic surgery... right after they've made millions off of fueling women's insecurities... 

0:00 - 0:46 Update on the Kardashian's crumbling empire

1:52 Why the Kardashian's new show on Hulu isn't doing well

2:58 Kylie wouldn’t let her kids get plastic surgery

4:33 Rebecca’s theory about why the Kardashians have kids with black guys

5:15 A.I  shows us what the Kardashians would have looked like without surgery

6:04 Why they are hypocrites for questioning the beauty standards put on todays youth

6:45 Why Kylie was the one chosen to criticize plastic surgery

9:20 Why billionaires lack of self-awareness 

12:03 What would make the Kardashians let their kids have plastic surgery

13:20 What is 'Traptox' and why it's trending

15:43 How the Kardashians know about the latest surgery trends before anyone else

19:18 Rebecca shares the most stressful thing about our wedding day

20:43 Our insane road trip to get married

22:09 Why Americans don’t realize how dangerous it is here

24:09 What stressed Alfie about the wedding and float out ideas of future show topics

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Rina Trevi is an Ex-Dominatrix, turned Shibari Artist and "Vulnerability Guide". Shibari is an ancient Japanese art form that means “to tie” and involves tying rope and intricate knots and patterns to restrain and give sensation to the body.  

Starting off in New York, serving Wall Street clients, to now traveling the world to help clients overcome the fear of letting go, release control and surrender. 

00:00 what is Shabari and what does it feel like?

4:11 Rina's experience as a dominatrix in NYC

6:07 Rina tells us about one of her really specific humiliation request she got from one of her Wall Street clients

9:25 the spiritual switch from dominatrix to shibari artist

10:00 what is the difference between men and women in Shibari exploration

12:00 how long is a session and what to expect?

13:45 how shibari is similar to psychedelic therapy/ mindfulness

14:38 one of her biggest client transformations 

19:029 what it's like dating a shabari artist

21:40 the word Y0N1 is banned. What is it?

24:31 is there more than a G spot?

26:30 advice for couples looking to let go

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Let us introduce you to a very special part of the humpdays crew, Audrey Scott!! You may have heard her distinct laughter in the background of other episodes, and today, she's in front of the camera.

We dive into how her strict, Mormon upbringing lead to sex, drugs and more sex and more drugs.  She tells us about the thrill of leaving the church, moving out as a young 19 year old, getting tattoos and dating an older man who is also a drug dealer and also happened to be the "the hottest guy at waffle house".

00:00 Dating a Waffle House drug dealer

1:52 Audrey's 500 lb roomate Nair's her 'down there'

6:23 Her drug dealer boyfriend's dad is a state trooper and called her a "bad influence"

9: 36  How she caught him cheating with her friend

11:25 The last straw

14:53 First blowey with an Alabama mormon boy

17:22 How Audrey missed her chance at heaven. What is a Mormon mission? 

19:04 Mormon Bronies (My Little Pony 'Fans')

20:42 Morman tests & sins

24:23 How Audrey’s biggest turn off may have caused a man to have an eating disorder

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Love is Blind Season 4, was full of ugly, mean girl energy, sabotage and clout chasing. 
Mean girls and nice guys don't mix. Why we think Irina and Micah are fake and simply in it for the fame, Marshall was too sane for Jackie, and Zack is too awkward for his own good. We also reveal Vanessa and Nick Lachey's secret...

We celebrate our SOLD OUT live comedy show in Austin at Rozco's Comedy Club and reveal the winning dating story from the audience. Stay tuned for more of these events and comment or DM your wildest dating stories to be featured on the next show. 

00:00 - 5:00 Intro/Our first Live Comedy Show in Austin

5:30 Love is Blind Season 4 

7:00 Zack and Irena are Toxic Together

11:00 Mean girls of the show

13:25 The double edged sword for guys who go on the show

15:00 Our pick for worst contestant

19:00 Nick Lachey stands on boxes 

22:00 Micah’s toxic friend group

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We sit down with Chris and Lorena, the owners of Austin's newest comedy club, "Roszco's Comedy Club" to learn what they are looking for in Comedians who want up on their stage and what their vision is for their new space.  

They tell us why opening the 7th comedy club in downtown Austin is barely covering the demand for comedy as Austin Texas is becoming the capitol of the art form. 

00:00- 4:00 Craziest comedian they have seen on stage

4:00 - Why "free beer" shows came at the worst possible time

5:30 - how they dealt with the first heckler at their comedy club

8:00 - origins of Rainey street in Austin Texas

9:00 - why 6th street won’t get a facelift

11:00 - the most challenging part about opening a comedy club

16:00 - most absurd show request

19:00 - how Rozco’s comedy club is going to help comedians to grow their 5 minute set into a 10 and 15 minute set

23:00 - how Austin is shifting from the live music capital to the capital of Comedy

25:00 - what makes Roszco’s Comedy club special

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The world needs more fun - enter WrestleMania week 2023!  

Wrestling has changed a LOT over the years and Alfie, major wrestling fan since the day's of Bret Hart and the Rock gives us a brief history of what got WWE from it's 14A days to the PG 13  event it is today. 

We also spill the tea on how to prepare for Kill Tony and what it is like to be on the show.

0:00 - 2:00  Logan Paul vs. RuPaul : Why gays would love wrestling

5:00 how WWE keeps an audience even though  it’s fake

7:00 how wrestling became a game of one-up-manship

12:00  Why wrestling went from a 14A rating to a PG rating

14:32 when wrestling officially became known for being fake

17:42 the downfall of the male bro influencer

 20:35 why it's so easy to make friends in Austin, Texas

22:00 Does Julia fox have a crush on Alfie’s nipples?

23:49 Rebecca spills the tea on her Kill Tony episode

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death of the "aspirational" Influencer and the END of the Kardashian's influence and power | Ep 29 

The death of the aspirational influencer and the rise of the everyday normal tik-tok-er

Kim Kardashian was caught in a St. Patricks Day scandal. She staged a "humble hangout" with friends drinking Guinness on St.Patricks day in a desperate attempt to look "just like us". 

It was later revealed to be completely staged, full-on professional lighting and extras in the background and everything. 

The gap between the rich and poor has never been so awkward and cringe. 

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00:00- 3:00 Celebs are desperately rebranding themselves to be #relatable 

4:00 - Kim Kardashians cringe attempt at being normal on St. Patty’s day

8:01 - Can a billionaire cut a cucumber? 

9:15  - Nepo babies role in the downfall of the instagram influencer

10:00 - Who will take Kim’s spot as most talented/ bang-able kardashian?

11:34  Kim says people just need to "get up and work" 

16:14 The Kardashians cosplayed middle class, Kylie Jenner buys a bus for her daughter

19:15 The rise of the every day "normal" tik tok-er

21:55 Emma Chamberlain and Selena Gomez have an effortless appeal because of this

 23:30 Alfie predicts what the Kardashians' next steps are

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Rebecca gets a wedding dress and a set at the Comedy Mothership!

This humpday we spill the tea on Joe Rogan's new comedy club in the heart of Austin Texas, the Comedy Mothership, baby!!! We also talk about why wedding dresses are a scam and debate whether or not a bride is a bridezilla for refusing to let her sister wear her medical equipment during her wedding day.

00:00- 3:50 Rebecca’s experience at Joe Rogan’s new Comedy Mothership, comedy club
 
4:00 - Our Kill Tony Alley experience

6:50 - How male comics should approach female comics

9:50 - Why getting on Kill Tony is the next Johnny Carson

12:09 - Rebecca remortgaged our home for her wedding dress.

18:20 - Is this Bridezilla the A-hole for making her sister remove medical equipment for being "too ugly"?

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The Oscars came and went this year with the only surprise being how it succeeded at being even more unwatchable than years past.  They tried every dirty Hollywood trick in the book to bring in viewers to no avail. Even our Favourite movie of the year doing a clean sweep couldn't make this 4hr turd watchable
Where was Chris Rock? Why did he turn down an appearance? Will Jada Pinkett Smith be seen at the Oscars before Will Smith is allowed to return and How enraged is Jada  
at Chris Rock's new Netflix stand up special? 
Prince Harry lost his title and his money while Meghan Markle "lost" her invitation to the Oscars.

00:00- 00:58 intro
1:00 Chris Rock/Jada Pinkett Smith continued Drama
5:01 Will Meghan Markle leave Harry now that he is poor and not a prince 
9:30 why Everything everywhere all at once is so special (according to Rebecca) 
11:20 The Elvis on the toilet scene we wish we got 
13:32 real reason why Top Gun was nominated. The dirty trick the Academy is doing to try and gain viewers
16:00 Rebecca's spills the tea on her least favourite movie nominated
19:20 we have our post Oscar recap and our rapid reactions to the night

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This week, the internet went crazy over... Eyebrows?! Millions of followers lost and millions gained, all over eyebrows. Well, the brows were the crux of the issue.  Selena Gomez's fans and Hailey Bieber's Baldwin-backedd bots have been in a heated rivalry against each other for years over the sketchy timeline between Selena's breakup with Justin Bieber, and Hailey Baldwin's beginning dating. 

Is Hailey Bieber the ultimate nepo baby? Is the "Baldwin Family machine" reponsible for an arranged marriage between Justin and Hailey? Are they covering up all of the video evidence of Hailey Bieber's stalker behaviour?

0:00- 2:00 the eyebrow feud 

4:36 Hailey’s unhealthy obsession with Justin Bieber

12:51 The Baldwins are crazy (The Baldwin Machine)

15:08 All the wrongs Hailey has done to Selena Gomez

23:16 How Rebecca was bullied by “mean girls” in school

25:51 Why celebrities should stop having kids

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