Hunter, Jessica & Cush

In a nod to National Spouses Day and all the couples out there searching for the key to a happy marriage, we're sharing a page out of the book of "What NOT to Do," courtesy of Cush and his patient wife Andrea. Ask yourself: if given only $6, would you buy your favorite ice cream or your spouse's? Cush would buy his and lie to Andrea about it. We get Andrea's reaction, and it goes about as well as you'd expect. Happy Spouses Day, everyone. And remember what you've learned here.

Governor McMaster was in North Charleston ordering up at the new vaccination drive-thru. Hilarity ensues.

It's time someone spoke up. This aggression will not stand. We are looking at you Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Now don't get me wrong. I LUV me some Cinnadust. I dust my coffee with it. But this cereal needs to be corrected. They literally eat one another. Walking Dead Style. So, we here at Hunter & Cush are asking to bring back the Cinnamon Toast Crunch bakers. Hi! Mom!

Ready for the first earworm of 2021? May we suggest a good ol' fashioned Sea Shanty to accompany your rum in the dead of winter? Gotta love Nathan Evans who posted it on Tik Tok. It has taken on a life of it's own.

A Sea Shanty is described as " “a song with alternating solo and chorus, of a kind originally sung by sailors while performing physical labor together.” Crews would participate in a call-and-response-like chorus while out on the open seas that evolved into drinking songs and folklore as time passed."

All about that life.

Sing a long... Here is the chorus.

"Soon may the Wellerman come

To bring us sugar and tea and rum

One day, when the tonguin’ is done

We’ll take our leave and go"

Well, we are down to final two episodes of "The Bachelorette". Seems it's down to Zac and Ivan. Both had a La Quinta date. At least Zac got to paint. Longest cold water kiss? Meh! Lame. Ben is out but back. We bring in Kerry our "Digital Guru" (we still don't know what she does) to do our predictions. In response to #RealitySteve we try and go with #RealityCush. Cush is salty and hates it.

Breaking News. The last place on Earth to deal with Rona is Antarctica. Now before you pack your Northface, let's talk about that in past tense. That's right, the last place on Earth to have a case of The Rona now has 36 documented cases. Chilean base camp. This is bad. Ever see "The Thing" with Kurt Russell? It's about to get all Christmas Chronicles up in here. Part 1 & 2.

Hunter & Cush have been hyping up "The Christmas Star" since Thanksgiving. A huge event. 400 years in the making. "Look to the southern sky" they said. The two gaseous planets will form one giant Hardee's lookin' star (I am paraphrasing)! Well, guess what!!! Didn't see much, Moon, Seen. Orion. Seen. Mars. Seen. The "Christmas Star" nothing but the Don Holt and paper factory smoke. Thanks conjunction! Well, we have till Christmas Eve or another 400 years.

Today Pfizer is dropping the first doses of the Covid-19 vaccine. Now before we all get in the Covid Conga line and throw caution to the wind, we all need to understand something. There are only going to be 200,000-300,000 doses. There are 5 million people in the state of South Carolina... Which means, well we aren't so good at math, but we thinks not everyone is going to get this... Thank god for our Covid Calculator! Oh. Yeah, That's not good.

Welcome to a Monday. South Carolina is getting our first round of Pfizer vaccinations. About 200,000-300,000 will be available by the end of the year in a state with 5.08 million people. (What could possibly go wrong?) Now before you get in the Covid Conga line, remember, we are gonna need to keep cold. So Governor McMaster is on his way to Summerville to look at freezers. We sense a new alliteration coming on...

WAZE has now added Santa to their cornucopia of voices to make your drive more... interesting. We gotta say, it's no Nom Nom Nom Cookie Monster. Actually, the WAZE Santa voice is LAME. So we jailbroke our WAZE and added a much more appropriate voice for Lowcountry traffic. He needed the job. He needed to get off that Island. Check out WAZE- Charlie In The Box.