Husband and Wifetime

Helena (Brittany Underwood) desperately wants to marry Charlie (Cameron Jebo). Enter Charlie’s brunette divorcée sister Becca (Charlene Amoia). Will Becca poison Charlie against Helena before Helena gets a chance to poison Charlie?

Cupcakes! *NSYNC! Wedding cake toppers! Plaid! Angel hair pasta! Power Rangers!

Matt doesn’t need a schmear!

Elizabeth discusses a regrettable moment that she refuses to regret!

When evil brunette Rachel R (Caitlin Carver) discovers she can’t keep up - both on and off the track - with her protégé saintly blonde Rachel N (Madison Iseman), Rachel R offs the competition. But wait, Rachel R isn’t the last Rachel left standing . . .

Lord of the Flies! Local news anchors! Schitt’s Creek! Southern Charm! Singlets! Ichabod Crane! Crafting! The Feminism Club! Running!

Elizabeth speculates a lot about youths!

Matt has thoughts about costuming like some sort of Freaky Friday!

In Kept Woman, Jess (Courtney Ford) and Evan (Andrew W. Walker) move from the big bad city to the suburbs following a burglary. But their neighbor Simon (Shaun Benson) isn’t what he seems.

Lauren Lapkus! Henry VIII! Stir fry! Blast From The Past! Room! Billy On The Street! Christmas cookie assortments! Married At First Sight Australia!

Matt recommends Medieval Times!

Elizabeth loves a mouthy broad but she wants you to keep your wet mouth away from her!

In Revenge Delivered Dr. Victoria Brooks (Olunike Adeliyi) loses a patient early in her career. Decades later the case comes back to haunt her in the form of the deceased patient’s daughter. Can Dr. Brooks figure out who is tormenting her before they get to Noelle (Mary Antonini)?

Pandora charm bracelets! Northwestern University! I Know What You Did Last Summer! Puffy paint!

Matt doesn’t think his family will murder him in a cabin!

Elizabeth doesn’t think an attempted murderer is living her best life!

In Just What The Doctor Ordered, Dr. Albert Beck (the man, the myth, the Eric Roberts) escapes Abernathy State Mental Hospital and squats in the attic of a house. Maggie (Carrie Schroeder) and her daughter Alexa (Grace Patterson) move in. Dr. Beck falls for Alexa, who has a heart condition. Dr. Beck explores a series of potential heart “donors” for Alexa.

Javert! Pizza ovens! Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet! Semisonic! Wicker trays! CPR dummies! eHarmony! Shots! Tie dye! Ice skating!

Matt has big Type O+ energy!

Elizabeth doesn’t know anything about blood types, including her own!

Matt doesn’t think chamomile is a good heart medication!

Elizabeth - surprise, surprise - hijacks the conversation!

This week you get three episodes for the price of one, which is to say free!

In Stalked By My Doctor: The Return, Dr. Albert Beck (still Eric Roberts) gives Amy (Claire Blackwelder) CPR, and saves her life. He follows her to San Diego and romances her mother Linda (Hilary Greer) to get closer to her.

In Stalked By My Doctor: Patient’s Revenge, Dr. Albert Beck (always Eric Roberts) starts a new job as a college professor at Southeastern Arizona University and falls for his student Melissa (Anna Marie Dobbins), but Sophie (Brianna Chomer) transfers from Whittendale to Southeastern Arizona University to stop Dr. Beck.

In Stalked By My Doctor: A Sleepwalker’s Nightmare, Dr. Albert Beck (Eric Roberts now and forever) assumes the identity of a doctor at a sleep clinic. Dr. Beck initially falls for his new patient Michelle (Emilie Ullerup) - a thirty-something! - who suffers who from sexsomnia. His brief detour into slightly more age appropriate attraction ends abruptly when Michelle’s niece Katie (Angeline Appel) arrives and he falls for Katie.

The Craft! Claussen pickles! The Pickup Artist! Nabokov! Cardigans! San Diego! SPF 100! La La Land! Dive bars! Margaritaville! Pancakes!

Elizabeth and Matt discuss their hopes for the future of the franchise!

Elizabeth can’t remember if it’s sport or sports coat!

Matt doesn’t like this wasteful use of mustard! 

Elizabeth proposes a romantic partner from the Lifetime universe for Dr. Albert Beck!

Matt is excited to learn about the geography of Salt Lake City!

Following the death of her mother, Keisha (Serayah) tracks down her father (Gregory Alan Williams) and half-sister Gabrielle (Rose Rollins). Keisha sees Gabrielle’s happy family, successful career, designer clothes, and beautiful mansion, and decides nothing and no one will stop her from taking them for herself.

Bruce Boxleitner is the hardest working moral high horse in the business!

Gula! Jovani! Jessica Rabbit! Billy Baldwin! Break and bakes! Kandi Burruss! Versailles! Taylor Swift!

Matt wants your slice of pizza!

Elizabeth keeps running into the very simple premise of this movie like a brick wall!

Elizabeth and Matt compare sin tendencies or sinclinations if you will. (You won’t!)

Welcome to a very special episode of Husband And Wifetime jam-packed with star talent! Alana and Augie Pennino are new to Lifetime movies, and this one was a real doozy. (Augie is one of the kindest people in the world, and watching a Lifetime movie broke him. Television for women indeed.)

In Fatal Flip, Alex (Dominique Swain) and Jeff (Michael Steger) quit their jobs to flip a house. But they’re not up to the task. Enter Nate (Mike Faiola) - a contractor - who meets them at a hardware store and offers to help them renovate their house, in exchange for room and board. Try as hard as Alex’s best friend Roslyn (Tatyana Ali) might, Nate only has eyes for Alex. Will Alex remain faithful to Jeff in spite of Nate’s raw, flannel-covered sex appeal?

It’s HGTV mixed with classic Lifetime with just a dash of “The Cask of Amontillado.”

Churchill! The Wolverines! Drag Race! Plaxico Burress! Blazers! Blood splatter! The Wire! Les Misérables! Blouse Barn! Bobbleheads!

Everything Alana knows she learned from Face/Off!

Augie refuses to apologize for being a late bloomer!

Matt proposes a jingle revision!

Elizabeth has no clue who plays Wolverine!

In The Wrong Student, Amber (Kennedy Tucker) and Aunt Kelly (Jessica Morris) move to a new town for a fresh start. At Amber’s soccer tryout, Aunt Kelly catches the eye of Coach Dominic (Jason-Shane Scott) with her unique cheerleading. But Amber’s teammate Maddie (Evanne Friedmann) hopes to tempt Coach Dominic away from Aunt Kelly. Does Maddie have a shot?

Vivica A. Fox! Hepburn and Tracy! Scantrons! Tiger Beat! Silence of the Lambs! Head shots! Soccer tears! Kitchen shears! Soul Train!

Elizabeth discovers - much to her chagrin - that the space in her brain that should be filled by the correct pronunciation of the word “fusty” is currently occupied by the name Syndergaard!

Matt is tickled pink!

Elizabeth references Victor/Victoria and P90X with no knowledge of either!

Matt wants to be taken out of this scenario!

In The Bachelor Next Door, Donnie (Michael Welch) moves in next to Alex (Haylie Duff) and Gavin (Steven Bruns). Although Donnie saves Alex and her paintings from a fire, his intentions are not innocent. Will his devious plot to win Alex away from Gavin be successful?

The Crucible! Diner food! Publisher’s Clearinghouse Prize Patrol! Vitamix! Picasso! Air Bud!

Matt was bothered by typ0s!

Elizabeth utters the phrase “horned up”!

Matt says “prerogative” and doesn’t mention Bobby Brown!

Elizabeth pitches herself for a role without any qualifications save enthusiasm!