On this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Boz hosts a spa day at her home that is the opposite of relaxing. Kyle is pissed when Boz brings up the PK text. After reading the text, she storms out. Dorit and Kyle attempt to work out their issues. Sutton is angry that Kyle left. Later Dorit is irked when Erika refuses to side with her over Kyle. And Erika is over them both.

On this week's filler episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac: Ashley prepares for her drag king debut. Gordon gives Ray a completely different perspective on his relationship with Mia. Stacey meets with a divorce lawyer. Keiarna's boyfriend pushes him to choose their relationship over the show. Karen and Gizelle confront Mia about what they heard from Gordon.

On this week's Real Housewives of New York City: Ubah continues to offend Racquel on the beach trip. Erin denies gossiping about Jessel. The women play a fun prank on Jenna. Ubah chastises Erin. Jenna teaches the women a synchronized swim routine. Ubah and Brynn get into a huge fight. Brynn accuses Erin of not having her back, which leads to a fight between Erin and Ubah.

On the season finale of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City: The ladies pay tribute to Lisa at lunch (except Whitney). Mary is upset when Angie seems to not to take her side. Later, they are able to work out their issues. At dinner, Whitney and Lisa get into another fight. Heather gives a speech and urges everyone to "burn" all the nasty things they've said about each other. Things go left quickly, feelings are hurt, and people storm off. Who could have predicted this?!

We also revisit why Mia and Jacqueline's sexcapades are so irritating; talk a bit about the LA fires; and completely forget Dionne Warwick's name.

This week on Real Housewives of Potomac: Ashley feels guilty about her part in Keiarna's legal/personal issues. Mia apologizes to Gizelle again. The women go on a boat ride and talk about sex...again. Jacqueline and Ashley share a kiss, much to Mia's annoyance. The trip ends on a good note. Plus, we discuss the upcoming reunion and Karen entering rehab.

On this week's Real Housewives of New York City the ladies continue to bring the drama in Puerto Rico. Brynn, Sai, and Erin briefly talk trash behind Jessel's back before heading to dinner where Jenna shares some straight talk about her nethers. Brynn stirs the pot with Jessel and Erin causing Ubah to check out of the conversation and go off on Brynn. The next morning Ubah awakes loud and refreshed and unintentionally upsets Erin with talks of cancer's ugliness. After Erin and Brynn share a tender moment everybody heads to Racquel's favorite beach which does not impress Ubah at all. Oh, and Rebecca has a few scenes.

This week on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Boz has a sweet date with her boyfriend. Garcelle shares more about her family. Erika meets with an interior decorator. Dorit tells Boz about her intense therapy session with PK. The ladies gather for Erika's party at the Viper Room. Boz doesn't back down with Sutton. Dorit and Sutton argue. And Kyle and Dorit get in a screaming match.

On this week's Real Housewives of Potomac: The issue with Mia's kids is resolved. The ladies go shopping and rum tasting. Mia and Ashley argue. Keiarna talks about her lawsuit. Later at dinner, everyone seems to have a problem with Mia and Jacqueline awkwardly defends her. We also ramble quite a bit about other stuff going on during the Housewives hiatus.