There was a man called Huw

A church man through and through

At home on a pew with a nice hair-do

A respectable man it was true

But allegations flew

And caused a hullabaloo

There was a surprise rear view

Which left him in a stew

We didn’t have a clue

That he could be so blue

Had he just had a few?

Or got bored with virtue?

Oh it’s a right old to-do

Poor old Huw!