Smersh Pod

Today we’ll be meeting the man of your dreams! Good news: He’s got a great sense of humour, has his own place, loves kids and adores fingering. Bad news: He’s bald, mean spirited, loves kids a bit too much, and has claws for a hand. 

Yes, it’s A Nightmare on Elm Street. 

Joining me to get ready for Freddy is Steve Hall

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Today we’ll be gathering all of our facilities and coming to our senses as we seek the ultimate in pleasure, gloop and bafflement.

Yes, it’s From Beyond.

Joining me to sellotape a sausage to our foreheads is award-winning Welshman Dan Thomas, and Dr. Dean Burnett

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Today we’ll be going back into the past in order to visit a genuine house of horrors.

Yes, it’s 10 Rillington Place.

Joining me to sort the fact from the fiction is Karl Coppack.

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Today we’ll be playing the deadliest game of pass the parcel ever, and wandering around in the woods in order to find out just what is coming from the trees. 

Yes, it’s Night of the Demon.

Joining me to find out what Mr. Meek will inherit is Toby Hadoke.

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Today we’ll be finding out if too much exorcise is bad for you, and how you should never drink when you’re riding a locust.

Yes, it’s Exorcist II: The Heretic.

Joining me for a day out at the Pazuzu is Dr. Dean Burnett and Dan Thomas.

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Today we’ll be heading to Crystal Lake to find out just why you shouldn’t go into the woods when there are not one, but three dimensions of terror!

Yes, it’s Friday the 13th Part 3D

Joining me to find out why being a jerk is better than being a nothing is Tom Crowley.

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Welcome to another Halloween Special! Today we’ll be finding out if vampires hold a grudge after one hundred years, or if the stakes are just too low.

Yes, it’s Dracula AD 1972

And joining me to leave the party before the fuzz get there is Ashley Blaker.

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Today we’ll be talking about the ART of dreams. So fix yourself a NEAT drink as you get ROPED in to hear all about the GRAVEST nightmares that hopefully don’t SUCK.

Yes, it’s The Vault of Horror

Joining me to explain why she can’t do anything neatly is Anna Savory.

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Today we’ll be heading behind the walls of Racoon City to find out why in this world of adventures not everyone is so keen to ride the nemesis.

Yes, it’s Resident Evil: Apocalypse.

Joining me to throw a match at a gas leak that doesn’t work and just goes out, is Tom Neenan.

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Today we’ll be grabbing our binoculars, blessing our water, spying on the neighbours and hoping they don’t get too cross as we aim to find out what big stiffs they are keeping down in the dark. 

Yes it’s Fright Night

And as we’ll be talking about the biggest DILF vampire in cinema history, it’s only fitting that I’m joined by Dan Tetsell.

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