Welcome to another Star Trek Special!

This week we’ll be journeying back in time to look for a particularly warped individual, and find out just who has the most skin in the game when it comes to blending in. 

Yes, it’s Star Trek: First Contact

Joining me to realise that we’re on some sort of ‘planet safari’, is Paul Litchfield, or as he is known in Borg, Tony Tin-Can.

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This week we’ll be jumping back in time to find out just who has the black dog, while bewaring the moon, and trying not to get sucked off by lads in capes. 

Yes, it’s Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. 

Joining me to catch the Knight Bus, which has sadly become a rail replacement service, are the genuine snake boys: Tom Crowley and Tom Neenan. 

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This week we’ll be returning to a galaxy far, far away to eat a small bird, commit mutiny, refuse to help the galaxy, and follow a space ship very slowly - yes, it’s The Last Jedi

Joining me to race weird space horses is actor and host of Crowley Time, Tom Crowley.

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Smersh Pod LIVE from The Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival way back in October of 2025.

We’ll be travelling back to the exciting days of 1982 and uploading ourselves into a ‘computer’ to indulge in a spot of cycling, a bit of frisbee, and a whole lot of RAM BAM THANK YOU MAM, while also hoping no one minds if we nip out for a quick MCP.

Yes, it’s TRON

And joining me to whip out his eight inch floppy, is Paul Litchfield.

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Hello and welcome to a very special festive SMERSHPOD!

This time, ho ho, oh, oh no, it’s another of our extra special compilation episodes – and this time, because it’s the festive period, we’re bringing you the 12 SMERSHES OF CHRISTMAS.

A dozen doozies from the last year or so, we’ve even got gold rings!

Huge thanks to Tim Colman for putting the clips together.

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DING DONG MERRILY ON HIGH!

Merry ChristSMERSH!

It’s Christmas Day! And what better time to crack open the Quality Street, pour a glass of Baileys, and tune into ITV SMERSH as we book a first LAUGH flight to Costa Plonka and sun ourselves while an in-tents revolution breaks out, climaxing in a great big Union Jack-off!

Yes, it’s ARE YOU BEING SERVED? THE MOVIE!

Joining me to say no Sachs please we’re British, is Paul Litchfield.

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DING DONG MERRILY ON HIGH!

Welcome to another ChristSMERSH special!

Happy Christmas Eve to you all!

Today we’ll be going back to the past to tell the inspirational tale of a stuck tongue, a rifle, and a simple man who really wants a leg lamp in his window - no it’s not the Ed Gein biopic, it’s A Christmas Story.

Joining me to get a C+ in double dog dares is Kate McCabe.

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Welcome to the final part of our Lord of the Rings specials.

It’s Christmas! So where better to celebrate than Middle Earth!

We’ll be looking things up on the web, putting on the Eagles, while also looking for rings down at the riverbank and coming home to a warm Shire.

Yes, it’s Return of the King.

And joining me to bow to no one are Tom Neenan and Tom Crowley. 

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Welcome to a Christsmersh Special!

This week we’ll be bringing back Christmas traditions that have long left us. We’ll be getting a bird down, spending quality time with friends both old and new, feeling depressed, and watching on as an Australian drinks too much and has a big fight on the lawn.

Yes, it’s Lethal Weapon. 

Joining me to agree that I am indeed too old for this shit, is David Hoare with an H

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Ding Dong Merrily on High! Welcome to a ChristSMERSH Special!

Today we’ll be listening to Christmas lectures and trying to raise our spirits in the cemetery, and much like every Christmas there will be a bit of horrible self reflection, some heartless poetry, a couple of blind alleys, and a big screaming stiff!

Yes, it’s Tales from the Crypt

And joining me to look for the Claus in her contract, is a very festive Anna Savory.

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