This week we’ll be heading to the island and going ape! In order to find out just what happens when capitalism gets in the way of innocent love between a giant and a tiny lady. 

Yes it’s King Kong

Joining me to wake up at the crack of Dwan is David. K Barnes. 

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This week we’ll be putting on the finest MOR known to man, brushing up on our white-guy karate, and taking out the trash in order to prove that a small town of nice murderers is better than one mean one.  

Yes, it’s Roadhouse.

Joining me to to be nice until it's time to not be nice is Kate McCabe

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This week we’ll be seeing red as we head back to the past in order to go to space and find out if a Mars a day keeps the sequels away.

Yes, it’s John Carter

And joining me to give us some right arm action is Jack Bernhardt. 

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This week we’ll be curtain twitching like there’s no tomorrow as we check out who’s just moved in next door, and sort of knock about for aimlessly for ninety minutes without really much happening - with hilarious consequences. 

Yes, it’s Neighbors!

Joining me to eat a baby's butt through a park bench, is Paul Whitelaw. 

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This week we’ll be heading to glorious Summerisle; a secluded paradise of rolling fields, welcoming harbours, and a thriving swinging culture that’s known to be fairly committed to making the ultimate sacrifice for its guests. 

Yes, it’s The Wicker Man.

Joining me to see how he likes them apples, is Martin Fitzgerald.

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This week we’ll be returning to Ye Olde Europe to find out who would Minder if Dracula killed their brother.

Yes, it’s Scars of Dracula. 

And joining me to go batty for lashes, is Ashley Blaker.

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The tagline reads: "It's been more than 200 years... The beginning has just started".

Whatever that means, it's time for the Monday Night Movie Club to get together and head into deep space to try and get blood from a clone.

Recorded Feb 23rd 2026.

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This week we’ll be getting seriously committed in order to solve a puzzle. Just what refreshes the parts you cannot reach? Who makes a suit that’s simply to die for? And who is playing with himself far too much?

Yes, it’s Asylum.

And joining me in the hope that she doesn’t lose her patients, is Anna Savory.

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To celebrate the birthday of Steven Seagal, John takes Dan and Dean for a choo-choo ride and discovers a whole casey of trouble. 

A Monday Night Movie Club episode from Feb 20, 2023.

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This week in a bit of Boon for the show, we’ll test-driving a new hog - but not just any hog, this ride is possessed by a bit of a speed demon. It eats protocol droids for breakfast, it doesn’t run on gas, and goes 0-60 on pure undiluted blood of former Grange Hill actors.

Yes, it’s I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle. 

And joining me to kick start this chat, is the one true Prince of Wales, Simon Love!

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