An odd pod, this -starting with despicable scum like Cyril Smith and Clement Freud, then drifting into childhood tales of dodgy locals and unhinged teachers, stumbling across discarded dirty mags, and the ridiculous lengths we went to just to watch a proper porno.

A look back at the glory days of Pringle jumpers and Slazenger Sport deodorant, celebrating excitable Emlyn, brawny Bill and Beefy Botham, once touted as a movie action hero before settling for those crap daytime adverts about his knackered legs.

With the recent prison murder of Ian Huntley, we look the increasingly popular phenomena of one scumbag taking out another. Many notorious prisoners such as Peter Sutcliffe survived these attacks but the likes of Ian Watkins, Jeffrey Dahmer and James 'Whitey' Bulger weren't so lucky.

Get ready for Dave’s brilliant take on Andrew and the Royal freeloaders. How long are we gonna put up with this farce and why do the arse-licking BBC continue to prop them up? This isn’t a rant — it’s a world-class polemic that challenges power, pageantry and non-sweaty privilege.

How do you get from Sweep to Kevin Bacon  in six steps? Can we do Dave to Bacon? Play along as we stumble through an experimental, stream-of-consciousness episode that grows steadily more bizarre with every connection.

Faustian pacts, demonic babies and ill-judged attempts to meet Old Nick — we list some our favourite films featuring Satan and hell, where there’s always a price to pay.

From the infamous exploits of mad pervert Aleister Crowley to the theatre of Anton LaVey, we explore the pull of modern Satanism and wonder how Sammy Davis Jnr and Marc Almond got mixed up in it all.

We get festive by unwrapping Christmas charity singles, including the many versions of Do They Know It’s Christmas? which leads us onto Midge Ure’s long coat, Ian Brown’s long hair, and a long list of those we lost in 2025.

In the 80s and early 90s, Social Workers seized kids from council estates, convinced they were victims of ritual Satanic abuse. Meanwhile, America was well and truly possessed — decoding devilish messages in rock music and warning that Dungeons & Dragons was a gateway to hell.

We pass through the gates of hell to trace the birth of the Devil and the stories that forged him, delving into old folklore, whispered myths, and the eerie artistic visions that captured the many twisted faces of Old Nick.