Hypotheticast

Leslie Vincent is BACK.

So are Mike and David, of course. But that's not why you're here, is it? Oh. It is? You love Mike? Cool. Cool cool cool. That's good to know.

This week, we're playing a game called Red Flags. It's a game invented by some people that WEREN'T us, in which you generate some awful dating situations. And then, as is the fashion, we have to CHOOSE. 

Topics include: Getting Rich on Dinosaurs, Fun Time Adventures, Sleep Puncher, Dennis "Kevin" Nedry, and Sexy Vampires.  

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https://www.redflags.com/

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The dating world is broad, digital, and terrifying. Fortunately, we're here to help. Mike, David, and Leslie are here to give you some amazing hypothetical advice about dating, invent some apps for you to navigate your online relationships, and discuss some pretty interesting supernatural dating scenarios. Wait, Leslie? 

Yeah, that's right. Emily wasn't able to make it this week, so one of her amazing friends Leslie Vincent filled in for her! She rules. This episode rules, mostly because she agreed to be on it. STAR.

Topics include: Dance Trance Revolution, Roger Ebert's Review of Meet Joe Black, What A Fart Says, All About Us, Down to Love, INTUNE, and Pennywise the Dating Clown.

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Welcome, students.

We're here today to illustrate just how complex and multifaceted our world truly is. With a game. A game called "The Good, The Bad, and The Answer." We'll find the positives and the negatives in each of these hypothetical scenarios.

Find out what chores Emily would make a bird do! Find out whether or not David's comfortable committing murder on the basketball court! Find out which bug Mike would eat, if he had to eat a bug, like, right now! Find out. Find. Out.

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It's chilly.

We know.

So, come here. Come close. Warm those little fingers with some speculative humor, why don't you? Because, you see, that's what we provide here at the Hypotheticast. Many questions, many answers. See if you can guess David's sweet pea trick! See if you can guess who Emily would bring to Antarctica! See if you can steal the dinosaur bones before Mike can! 

Topics include: Hot Jimmy, Rest In Peas, Booger Man, Living in Mall Parking Lots, Sweet Bone Pranks, Easy Museum Heists, Clearly They Had Pop Tarts, and Sawing Ones Self In Half.

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You know how we talked about Hypothetical Radio Stuff last week? Well, we're sort of doing it again! We're playing Fallout Shelter, but this time, we're using the strange mutants of the fictional wasteland to populate imaginary radio shows. We make up some mutated folks with sweet powers and sexy accessories, and then we decide what sort of radio shows they create! It's rad. So rad.

Topics include: Who Will Push It, Angela Merkel On Patrol, Getting Ronald McDonald Under Control, Being Interviewed By Big Bird, and WSTE: THE WASTE.

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Gather round your stereo, friends. It's time to listen to another episode of Hypotheticast. This one's about RADIO! You know, that thing you have in your car, or in your pocket, or on that streaming app on your phone. Radio means a lot of things, and we're here to talk about what those things are. So many questions, so many answers. Topics include: 90.7 THE WEEJ, Radio Oui-Jays, Chaz the Cool Girl, My Friend in the Diamond Business, This is a Denny's, The Other Emily Dussault, Dr. Demento, Being Cool, Belts Full of Small Radios, If a Tree is Nice, and Not Touching That Dial.

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We're officially a part of the Radio Five Watt Podcasting Family! That means you can hear us at 7 PM every Tuesday night, before the podcast even actually comes out. Amazing. Plus, they're amazing at curating local music. Seriously, check it.

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It's 2019! And guess what? Relationships are still hard.

We're here to help you think through the tough choices, and figure out EXACTLY who you should be dating, doing, and dumping. Listen to us. Heed us. Learn. Become. Be.

Topics include: Aquaman is a piece of meat, dating big people, post-coital clamshell experiences, A Great Robot Love, pulling a "Black Mirror S01E01," Ina Garten's husband Jeffrey, and naked Oprah hiding under a chair. ***

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It's the day after The Big One. Depending on your traditional background, you either spent yesterday doing a bunch of weird egg-nog and box-based festivities, or you did lots of other stuff. Who knows what your life is like? I sure don't! I DO know that we made a wonderful episode of the Hypotheticast for you. And it's about boxes. That's right, boxes.

Questions?

Listen.

Topics include: Henry being a perpetual disappointment, turning baby Hitler into Sufjan Stevens, Tabitha Tickles, giving cheezits to aliens, snacks / movies / death, sincere giggles, urgent giggles, and resigned giggles. 

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We're dippin' into the sweet, juicy listener submissions bag this week! Emily, Mike, and David play Would I Rather, a game about guessing what your friends might do. It's fun. It's rad. You're cute.

Topics include: sucking the fat from some wet wipes, Mantelligence, Cronenbergian Body Horror, one hundred thousand dollars of student loans, what instagram is for, you can see a bear attack coming from a mile away, Late Night Imagining, Hey Idiot, and SecretTown.

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Once a week, we release an episode of the Hypotheticast. It's a time-tested tradition, passed down from us to ourselves. And you participate! You listen!  I guess there are other sorts of traditions that happen this time of year, too. But we'll get to that in the episode. Where we answer questions about Fictional Santas, we modify existing traditions, and we try to figure out how to navigate hypothetical high schools. Topics include: Ashes from santa’s volcanic hot mouth, the goal gecko, Dad Crushes, Sam the September Snake, teen girls crying and hugging, and the adventure classic "From Fang to Tentacle."

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