Hypotheticast

You ever think: what if I had to date Dilbert? 

Welcome to the Hypotheticast, where do we that. We think that. And then we talk about thinking that, and all the horrifying implications. 

It's Do, Dump, Date! Topics include: Breaking Up with Agency, The Ghosts from Family Circus, Stone Cold Idiot, Just Die Gary, I Cannot Date Dilbert, and Going Down that Robot Hole.

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You remember little Haley Joel. He saw 'em all, that one did. With those magic eyes.

This episode is about his eyes, sort of. Actually, not really. Not really at all. This episode is about . . . extra senses. The movie-style one, the actual ones, the animal ones, all of 'em. Anything that isn't covered in the Conventional Five, that's what we're all on about this episode. And you gave us some great questions, so just like listen already it's right there the play button is right there I mean these notes honestly aren't that good and you've gotten this far which is exciting and means that my typing lessons were not a waste, that'll be good news for my grandma who paid for my typing lessons, just kidding that didn't happen, Mavis Beacon taught me how to type and how to be a respectable human man. Topics include: He Was So Little, Giving Birth to a 20-Year-Old, Get All the Prickles At Once When You Want Them, Garage Sale Sense, When Pizza Draws Near, and Just Writing Notes to People.

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THAT SWEET TASTE. We're still talking about it, but this time, we're on the Microtheticast train. And that means this particular Wells Fargo Wagon is a'carryin' a game called Would I Rather! It's where we get to learn a little bit about each other in strange and often incorrect attempts to predict behavior. It's basically psychology, so like, you can get college credit for this DEFINITELY I'm pretty sure.  I mean, try. Try, right? What's the worst that can happen? Topics include: I Will Not Put This Sword Into My Body, Babies Get Real Dirty Sometimes, Go Play In This Mysterious Parking Lot, Buffalo Wings on the Bus, and Gettin' All Into That Smushed Raccoon.

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Taste! That thing that happens when something touches your tongue and then, well, to be completely honest I don't know what happens after that in terms of neuroscience and biology but basically your brain is like "oh yeah that's sure a thing that you put in your mouth, let me tell you how to feel about it." Science, folks. It's easy.

This week, we're answering some tasty would-you-rathers, we're chewing on some more ponderous Meat Questions, and we're going on a dining adventure in a hip and slightly disconcerting new establishment. 

Topics include: Feels Good to Need, How is a Bean Bad for Me, Dinner Pastries, The Invention of Gum, Pepper Spray But For Food, and Magical Mop Water.

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OH WOW HI.

We're still talkin' 'bout smells, y'all. I wanted to use a lot of apostrophes in that sentence, and, well, I did. You can't stop me. No one can.

For our game this week, we're doing a version of the Collaboratory that features the antiquated technology of Smell-O-Vision! Listen to see how she is played, and enjoy as we describe scenes from "Bible Bucks," "Hair of the Dog," and "Fish Touches." The last one wasn't actually named, but I went for it. 

Topics include: Josh Hartnett Finally Playing Twins, Hallmark Romange, The Lovely Smell of Orange Soda, and Challenge Mode.

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On this week's stanky episode of your second favorite podcast, we're hypothetisizing about SMELL. Or, as Mike calls it, one of the "underrated" senses. We do a bunch of great listener-submitted would-you-rathers, we dig into a couple dank meaty questions, and then we go on a rather botanical adventure.

Topics include: The Difference Between Stranger Farts and Known Farts, My Scent Is My Herald, Printing Out Wikipedia Articles and Mailing Them To Your Grandma, The Mummy From The Mummy, and Stopping Robberies by Making Money Smell Like Diapers.

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You know when you meet somebody, and you're hitting it off, and you're all smilin' and gigglin' and smoochin' or hand-holdin' maybe or whatever, dogg, I don't know, who knows what you do, anyway you know that but then they say something REAL WEIRD? Sometimes that's a cool thing, but other times, it's a Red Flag. And that's what we're playing today! A game called "Red Flags," featuring all sorts of potentially interesting and probably obnoxious folks to date. It's grand.

Topics include: Senior Cat Needs Medicine, Roman Mars Probably Owns Mars, Kissing Siblings Directly on the Mouth, and Mike's Cool Tumblr Stuff.

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Seein' stuff! That's what we're talking about this week. Things you can see, ways you can look, ways we might change our eyes; it's all here. I feel like, thanks to our listener submissions, we pretty much covered every question about eyesight that science has ever asked. Right? Yeah, we must have.

Topics include: Such a Bean, There's Armpits in There, Goggle Times, Seeing in Permanent 3D, Cool Time Machine References Nobody Gets, A TV Built Into a Tree, Millenfest, and You'll Never Be a Member.

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Touch!

It's still that theme. But this is a Microtheticast, so we're playing a little game. A game we made up, called "The Good, The Bad, and The Answer." Sometimes, you touch something, and that's nice. Other times, you touch something, and it feels bad. This is a good example of the sort of off-the-wall zany unpredictable comedy that gets us the sick download numbers, and keeps you coming back for more.  We're asking plenty of touch-based hypothetical questions, so get your senses ready.

Topics include: The Trash Lifestyle, "Could I Be the One?", It Would Feel Cool to Wash Yourself, Too Much Tang, and The Sweaty Cheese Spa Treatment.  ***

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The second sense: touch! Personally, I use it every day. Maybe some people don't. That's rad. That's cool. I'm into it. 

This time around the Hypothetisun, we're talking about TOUCH. We've got some lovely would-you-rathers submitted by our beautiful listeners, a chewy mid-show contemplation, and a touch-filled adventure for David in the final segment. Come get it. 

Topics include: Solve My Child, How to Become Boyfriends, I'm Not a Shaker, Slime Molds are Little Greedy Boys, Not As Many Book Murders As There Used to Be, and "Classic Style" Treasure Chests.

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